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by C0ckDestroyer June 5, 2021
Get the Professional_kiri_simp mug.A male or female, who has an estraordinary ability to continually dish out high quality bitch-slappings. By bitch slappings it refers to not slapping a bitch (though they can do that), it refers to slapping one in one or more of the follwing manners: bitch-like (as in performed in the manner that a "bitch" would do it), bitchy (as in hurts like a bitch), or even bitchin' (as in sweet or kickass).
A professional bitch slapper hires out his gift from god so he can help the world... and make some bucks. They can be hired out generally in increments of five slaps or more at a time, at varying slap power amounts (from the lowest strength style: "sissified", to the infamous style known only as the "ancient mongolian bitchslap of eternal suffering"). Bitchslappers don't have a tight booked schedule, as having one generally discourages customers from calling on the fly and making impulse payments. Instead, they have multiple clones, on average each bitchslapper has 4 clones or so working for him at any given time.
A professional bitch slapper can be hired:
*Because somebody ticked you off.
*Because a profanity was said.
*Because somebody did something stupid.
*Because you just don't like the way someone looked at you.
*As a birthday present to family and friends.
*To show who's the boss around here.
*Slapping Fetish.
*Because you wish to atone for your sins by having yourself brutally bitch-slapped.
*Just because you damn well feel like hiring one.
No matter which way you look at in, the historical, revered craft of bitch-slapping is a wonderful thing to behold. In fact, in Spanish, the same word is used for "Professional Bitch Slapping" and "Advancement of Civilization". In fact, amazing innovations in bitch-slapping style, technique, form, and use for exploding things is growing every second. Across the world, the Professional Bitch Slappers institution (Which even has it's own TV channel, known as PBS) is making the world a better place to order a bitch slap, bitch slap another, or just get bitch slapped in. Professional Bitch Slapping, and the Attractive Asswhooping Association, are both two wonderfully exciting things, jump on the bandwagon as soon as you can, because this is no fad, it is a almost-religious practice bound to outlast humanity itself!
A professional bitch slapper hires out his gift from god so he can help the world... and make some bucks. They can be hired out generally in increments of five slaps or more at a time, at varying slap power amounts (from the lowest strength style: "sissified", to the infamous style known only as the "ancient mongolian bitchslap of eternal suffering"). Bitchslappers don't have a tight booked schedule, as having one generally discourages customers from calling on the fly and making impulse payments. Instead, they have multiple clones, on average each bitchslapper has 4 clones or so working for him at any given time.
A professional bitch slapper can be hired:
*Because somebody ticked you off.
*Because a profanity was said.
*Because somebody did something stupid.
*Because you just don't like the way someone looked at you.
*As a birthday present to family and friends.
*To show who's the boss around here.
*Slapping Fetish.
*Because you wish to atone for your sins by having yourself brutally bitch-slapped.
*Just because you damn well feel like hiring one.
No matter which way you look at in, the historical, revered craft of bitch-slapping is a wonderful thing to behold. In fact, in Spanish, the same word is used for "Professional Bitch Slapping" and "Advancement of Civilization". In fact, amazing innovations in bitch-slapping style, technique, form, and use for exploding things is growing every second. Across the world, the Professional Bitch Slappers institution (Which even has it's own TV channel, known as PBS) is making the world a better place to order a bitch slap, bitch slap another, or just get bitch slapped in. Professional Bitch Slapping, and the Attractive Asswhooping Association, are both two wonderfully exciting things, jump on the bandwagon as soon as you can, because this is no fad, it is a almost-religious practice bound to outlast humanity itself!
by Darryn Goldsworth, Pimp Extraordinaire October 19, 2004
Get the Professional Bitch Slapper mug.A term referring to Hispanic women over the age of thirty who spend the weekday gathering a host of useless trinkets and trash from the neighborhood thrift stores, and then selling them in a yard sale on the weekend. These women consider this to be their profession, though not profitable.
Often affected with Troll Syndrome, these women tend to wear extremely inappropriate clothes and can be easily identified by their scowl, and hate for white people.
Often affected with Troll Syndrome, these women tend to wear extremely inappropriate clothes and can be easily identified by their scowl, and hate for white people.
Why does every house across the railroad tracks have a yard sale EVERY weekend?
Its their job, they are Professional Yard Sale Associates.
Its their job, they are Professional Yard Sale Associates.
by The collectiveish September 7, 2010
Get the Professional Yard Sale Associate mug.New and improved Ro Sham Bo. It is a professional game designed to where the games can not be "set up" or involve cheating or degrees of unfairness.
The main reason pertains to the degree of unfairness. In Standard RSB two males kick each other in the nuts until there is only one left standing and he is the winner.
However, if one man has stronger legs than the other man, the man with stronger legs is given the advantage. Up to date this method is largely becoming illegalized and has been upgraded for the new and improved "Professional Ro Sham Bo".
(Although "Standard RSB may still sometimes be played for fun.)
In Professional RSB there is normally money or spoils at stake. Therefore Professional RSB is often mandated. Also any opponent may at anytime call out for Professional RSB and if so, must be enacted.
Rule #1) In Professional RSB also known (as Third Party Ro Sham Bo), one or more unbiased kickers must be nominated. If a biased kicker is nominated towards one of the opponents than yet another kicker must be added of equal bias to the other opponent.
The kicker must kick each opponent than step back and let the other kicker proceed for their round. And on and on in this fashion.
Rule#2) BOTH opponents must wear speedos. This is to ensure to the video taped audience/judges/spectators that there is no wearing of "cups".
Rule#3) An unbiased referee must be present to nominate kicker/kickers who must be of equal bias towards both opponents. The ref will call out the nature of the spoils, (normally money from the spectators but not always)
Rule#4) GIRLIE KICKS ARE STRICTLY PROHIBITED!
The main reason pertains to the degree of unfairness. In Standard RSB two males kick each other in the nuts until there is only one left standing and he is the winner.
However, if one man has stronger legs than the other man, the man with stronger legs is given the advantage. Up to date this method is largely becoming illegalized and has been upgraded for the new and improved "Professional Ro Sham Bo".
(Although "Standard RSB may still sometimes be played for fun.)
In Professional RSB there is normally money or spoils at stake. Therefore Professional RSB is often mandated. Also any opponent may at anytime call out for Professional RSB and if so, must be enacted.
Rule #1) In Professional RSB also known (as Third Party Ro Sham Bo), one or more unbiased kickers must be nominated. If a biased kicker is nominated towards one of the opponents than yet another kicker must be added of equal bias to the other opponent.
The kicker must kick each opponent than step back and let the other kicker proceed for their round. And on and on in this fashion.
Rule#2) BOTH opponents must wear speedos. This is to ensure to the video taped audience/judges/spectators that there is no wearing of "cups".
Rule#3) An unbiased referee must be present to nominate kicker/kickers who must be of equal bias towards both opponents. The ref will call out the nature of the spoils, (normally money from the spectators but not always)
Rule#4) GIRLIE KICKS ARE STRICTLY PROHIBITED!
"Hey John, I'll Ro Sham Bo you for 50 bucks. There's ten people in the room and Dean said they'd all throw in $5 to watch. Dean called out that he's Ref."
"Fuck you! I'll play you but Dean's not going to be Ref, anyone but him, I don't trust you two. And we're playing Professional Ro Sham Bo or I'm out."
"Your on! Jenny's Ref then."
"Fine, Jenny, who are you nominating as Kicker?"
"I am nominating BOTH Lisa and Carrie as kickers."
"Fuck you! I'll play you but Dean's not going to be Ref, anyone but him, I don't trust you two. And we're playing Professional Ro Sham Bo or I'm out."
"Your on! Jenny's Ref then."
"Fine, Jenny, who are you nominating as Kicker?"
"I am nominating BOTH Lisa and Carrie as kickers."
by RSB Master December 18, 2007
Get the Professional Ro Sham Bo mug.'Kim Kardashian is such a talentless idiot! It makes me sick how much money she get's paid for doing this crap!'
'I know right? I cant believe she has made so many reality shows! That girls a professional reality star.
'I know right? I cant believe she has made so many reality shows! That girls a professional reality star.
by Fcuk You September 20, 2014
Get the professional reality star mug.Any person who has been in college for more than 5 + years of college experience; The student with the most debt; Students who have attended a 2 year college but took 4-5 years to finish it or transferred or never graduate;Usually also known as under achievers;Students who has more friends than Tom in myspace; Excessive partier even in his/her late 30's; Student who has a 5 year old kid when they finally graduate; Just finishing his/her 4 year degree nearing upon his/her high school reunion.
Robert: What is going on Fred? What have you been up to since after we graduated in '96?
Fred: I've been in college. I finally finished my 4 year degree this year.
Robert: Really?
Fred: Yeah I've been a professional college student
Fred: I've been in college. I finally finished my 4 year degree this year.
Robert: Really?
Fred: Yeah I've been a professional college student
by Chappelle is my nigga July 18, 2006
Get the professional college student mug.Person 1: you trash gtfo
Person 2: talk to me when u in prs nerd
Person 1: whats prs?
Person 2: Professional Roblox Soccer
Person 1: What is Professional Robloxian Soccer
Person 2: OH MY GOD ITS PRS U DUMBASS THE BEST ROBLOXIAN LEAGUE
Person 2: talk to me when u in prs nerd
Person 1: whats prs?
Person 2: Professional Roblox Soccer
Person 1: What is Professional Robloxian Soccer
Person 2: OH MY GOD ITS PRS U DUMBASS THE BEST ROBLOXIAN LEAGUE
by ivannnn23 August 31, 2021
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