AirPod Paranoia

When a person who uses an AirPod becomes paranoid when they are not using their AirPods, therefore called AirPod Paranoia.

“Aye bruh, where are my AirPods?”
“Umm, you got AirPod Paranoia homie...”

by peepeedestroyer January 13, 2019

dirty panos

a dirty panos is when you are fucking a girl in the pussy. and you come close and whisper in her ear. "i beat dark souls 3 in under 100 hours" to make her more horny

omg he did me the dirty panos it was amazing

by revehound December 9, 2021

Dirty Panos

A Dirty Panos is when you shove your dick in a girl’s whisker biscuit while you whisper in her ear: "I beat Dark Souls III in under 100 hours" to make her hornier

OMG! He pulled a Dirty Panos on me!

by panosplayboy April 3, 2022

Facebook paranoia

Facebook Paranoia - Noun. - unfounded or ill-founded fear of (1) unauthorized editing of one's Facebook (FB) account characterized by unflattering profile pics or socially deplorable "interests" by hackers or prankster friends; (2) misinterpretation of FB communication due to lack of voice inflection, especially in private messaging; (3) seizure and hoarding of drunken/out-of-context photos by others for future blackmail; (4) being caught in a lie when your off-FB conversations are countered by another's cognizance of your FB information; (5) unintentionally revealing oneself as a stalker by acknowleging awareness of another's interests or recent activities only noted on FB, especially when involving a crush/casual hook-up;

Facebook paranoia situation 4 - John to friend while at gym: "Sorry I couldn't watch the game with you guys last night, I was putting nitro in the Mustang." Friend: "Dude, don't lie, I totally saw your girl's wall post to her friend that you were watching The Notebook last night with her and that you cried during the love-making scene."

Facebook paranoia situation 5 - Girl: "My friend and I were talking about going to a movie later this week, if you don't have to work maybe you can join us?" Boy: "Oh yeah, I've been wanting to see Zoolander too and I don't have to work Thursday!!" Girl: "Um....how'd you know.....?"

by Jeannette2 May 27, 2008

panocheo

Jargon used in the Northeast of Mexico, mainly north of the State of Tamaulipas.

Used to define the actions of people in two ways:
1. When people gossip
2. When a pair of lovers are cuddling

Jerga utilizada en el noreste de México, principalmente al norte del Estado de Tamaulipas.

Se utiliza para definir las acciones de las personas de dos maneras:
1. Cuando la gente dice habladurías
2. Cuando una pareja de enamorados están besándose y abrazándose

That boy and his girlfriend are cuddling
Ese joven y su novia están de panochones

All you're saying is bullshit
Todo lo que dices es puro panocheo

They are gossiping
Ellos estan panocheando

by 5U64R1N November 11, 2011

Pokemon paranoia

The suspicion that anyone on their phone outdoors is playing PoGo.

"Hey, you playing Pokemon?"
"Not me..."
--Pokemon paranoia claims another victim

by markhenry64 July 14, 2016

panochudo

a guy who continually acts like a bitch; a nickname for the looser of the group

"ey foo why you acting like a panochudo!!"

by earthquake August 26, 2006