possum on the half shell 

Southern slang for an armadillo.

Q) Why did God create armadillo's?

A) So rednecks could have possum on the half shell.

possum on the half shell by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

sand possum 

A possum that lives in the sand. Very ornery, very indignant, and overall mischievous. Has a long, fluffy tail.

Look over there! There's a sand possum scrounging around looking for corn.

sand possum by cornbear June 27, 2017

playing sex possum 

A male sex partner who pretends to be deceased or very stunned during the act of lovemaking.
This can either be through the acting out of a fetish or through the partener just being very shy.

Negative example:
"OMG... he was suuuuuper hot, but a total Sex Possum... eiw"

Positive example:
"Sometimes my partner and i like playing sex possum; where i pretend to be dead.. its amazing, she loves it man."

playing sex possum by eyeknowit May 25, 2014

Snow Possum 

Derogatory term for a white person, usually used in a racist manner

"Man, this fucking snow possum moved in next door to me"

Snow Possum by Snow possum December 2, 2020

Snow possum 

Snow possum is directed towards white people. More specifically racist white people. This can be said to any gender.

Man I hate these snow possums. They always gotta say something about me because of my skin color.

Snow possum by Loserkawa November 1, 2020

shaved possum 

Armadillo

I went to a hoe-down and saw a bunch of shaved possums.

shaved possum by GY4444 April 18, 2012

Snow possum 

Snow possum is a term invented by POC (people of color).
It describes caucasian Americans who hold views that can be considered racist and harmful to the black community.
Getting offended by such a term likely means that you sympathise with them.
Generally we wouldn’t use this term against non-racist caucasian individuals.
Even if it’s really funny.
Racism is no laughing matter.

Yo snow possum, what’s it like being racist? Ahahahahaha

Snow possum by George Pol February 10, 2022