e-monic possession

electronic demonic possession

as e-mail or email is electronic mail

Dude1: Hey guys
Dude2: BLARARUUUGGHGHGGHGHG KILL THE GOATS DRINK THEIR BLOOD
Dude1: omg e-monic possession
Dude3: Hey yeah I read about that in Time

by The Real Hans Gruber December 25, 2007

Possession is nine-tenths of the law

1. If you actually possess something, you have a stronger legal claim to owning it than someone who merely says it belongs to him or her.
2. something that you say which means that if you have something, it is difficult for other people to take it away from you.

1. Dana may say he owns this house, but we actually live in it, and possession is nine-tenths of the law.
2. It would be hard to ask for the piano back after they've had it for so long. Possession is nine-tenths of the law and all that.

by Dorothy-cute April 1, 2011

Demon Possessed Singing Trout

A singing fish (Actually named "Billy Bass") which became viral in 2008 after someone posted a Youtube video of an extremely broken one attempting to sing "Doo Wah Diddy Diddy" by Manfred Mann.

"Demon Possessed Singing Trout" lyrics:

There I was- Unintelligible

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Unintelligible

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Looked (voice crack) good, looked f- Unintelligible, looked fine, looked good- Demonic screaming

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Unintelligible

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Looked (Another voice crack) good, looked f- Unintelligible, looked (third voice crack) good, looked- More demonic screaming

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 17, 2021

large ugly demons possessing human bodies

1. Women who act innocent, but slut about with every man or woman.
2. Fat whores on Jerry Springer/Maury/Jenny Jones etc.

Most feminists are large ugly demons possessing human bodies

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003

large ugly demons possessing human bodies

n. poeple that take raquetball courts, thus resulting in the abrupt end of any concurrent games of ping-ball.

HEY! those large ugly demons possessing human bodies just took our court, resulting in the abrupt end of our ping-ball game! KILL THEM!

by SuperCameron March 29, 2003

Poly-Possessive

Where a individual actively seeks out and engages in all the sexual freedoms of being polyamouros , , while at the same time will expect all of their lovers to only be with them.

Most people who cheat act poly-possessive and think its ok for them to be with whom ever they please sexually, but not the other way around..

as they expect their lovers to be only be with him.

by Riot Grrl Pilot February 7, 2023

Jemonic Possession

When you receive a text, email or facebook message with spelling and syntax similar to a jejemon coming from a friend who does not do that before, that person may have been under jemonic possession.

What's wrong with your text message? Are you in some jemonic possession or something?

by m1kesa1nt May 9, 2010