The act of wearing headphones with only one ear-cup on the ears instead of two for the sake of extra awareness. Pornhub mode is usually used when you are doing something sketchy (e.g porn) on your PC/phone and don't want anyone like your parents to come in and see what you're up to.
" mans watchin some hentai on pornhub mode innit, makin sure I can hear no one commin up the stairs whilst i'm trying to have a wank"
by Swiftzz April 20, 2017
Get the Pornhub Mode mug.When you break up with your significant other, and you take out your laptop, watch Pornhub, and cry while jacking it; outside her window.
Tom: "So... wanna Netflix and Chill?"
Sandy: "No, I wanna Hulu and Break up!"
Tom: "Whelp, time to Pornhub and Cry."
*Tom cries*
...
*Tom jacks off*
Sandy: "No, I wanna Hulu and Break up!"
Tom: "Whelp, time to Pornhub and Cry."
*Tom cries*
...
*Tom jacks off*
by johnnyappleweed420 November 13, 2019
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Verb. When you're searching whether a celebrity has had a nude scene or sex tape through Pornhub.
Similar to "googled", but better.
Similar to "googled", but better.
Brent "Ooh, that Rachel Riley from Countdown is hot, I wonder if she's ever made a sex tape"
Vim "Nope, she hasn't. I pornhubbed her last night"
Brent "Dammit."
Vim "Nope, she hasn't. I pornhubbed her last night"
Brent "Dammit."
by Vim_Fuego January 5, 2020
Get the Pornhubbed mug.Jake: fuck of dad I'm jerking off to xvideos!
Dad: son you have failed me
Jake:I told you to fuck off. I want to cum
Dad:turn that pussy shit off and watch pornhub.
MUM WALKS IN
Mum:PornHub and xvideos are dog shit
Dad: PornHub is for god's
Jake: Xvideos is for gamers
Mum:I only cum to xhampster.
Dad:we are getting a divorce.
Jake:mum dad can you disown me.
Mum and Dad:yes son.
Pornhub.com Vs xvideos
Dad: son you have failed me
Jake:I told you to fuck off. I want to cum
Dad:turn that pussy shit off and watch pornhub.
MUM WALKS IN
Mum:PornHub and xvideos are dog shit
Dad: PornHub is for god's
Jake: Xvideos is for gamers
Mum:I only cum to xhampster.
Dad:we are getting a divorce.
Jake:mum dad can you disown me.
Mum and Dad:yes son.
Pornhub.com Vs xvideos
by Suckmy69eryouslut July 25, 2022
Get the pornhub.com Vs xvideos mug.Pornhub oh how you've fallen in one night you had over 6 million videos but then exactly at April 3rd 2:30am you deleted 5 million videos in the span of 2 minutes all because some creedy corporation ratted you out about your actual rape underage porn copyrighted movies and content reposted thousands of times. Millions of people were forced to fondle them selves in google images and other (w e b s i t e s). eventually all that illegal stuff will come back tho. but it will never be the same.
Me: Man I Cant Wait To Jerk Off To My Favorite PornHub Video
*Goes Incognito mode*
*Types In PornHub*
*Clicks On PornHub*
*PornHub: Search 1,000,036 videos...*
*Types In Video Name: Video Dosent Show*
Me: wait no no,no,no No No NO NOOOO (lets out a Darth Vader noooooo)
Me: I guess this is The Death Of PornHub.
*Goes Incognito mode*
*Types In PornHub*
*Clicks On PornHub*
*PornHub: Search 1,000,036 videos...*
*Types In Video Name: Video Dosent Show*
Me: wait no no,no,no No No NO NOOOO (lets out a Darth Vader noooooo)
Me: I guess this is The Death Of PornHub.
by Legobatman2139 June 20, 2021
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After watching 15 minutes of hardcore porn without getting aroused Keith fell into a deep pornnui and shut down his laptop.
by Thee-Interloper October 8, 2011
Get the Pornnui mug.Greatest thing done by mankind. Nothing could be created better, for how it provides all joy to all boys and girls(of most ages(13+)).
by Johnnykid9322 March 26, 2016
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