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Pontoon Boat

I just saw a Pontoon Boat! I bet that an old person is driving it!
by Fatass jameraniack July 24, 2022
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Pontooning

When you motor-boat someones butt instead of their boobs.
Whadda ya say we finish this drinks and I go pontoon you for a while?
I am really looking forward to pontooning you after this steak dinner.
by candyflipjesus May 21, 2021
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Pontooning

The act of motorboating a flat-chested woman with C-cup or smaller breasts.
I went to motorboat that bae but turned out she was wearing a padded bra, so when I got down in there, it was more like pontooning.
by cheergirl420 April 1, 2022
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Pontoon Boating

Similar to Motor Boating, but accomplished by placing your face in the other persons' ass cheeks instead of their breasts.
My mouth tastes like shit today because I was up all night pontoon boating this girl I met at Starbucks.
by Goofytits May 10, 2015
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pontooned

The state of complete and utter confusion, so audacious and bombastic that it is simply its own state of being entirely; the ship of sense has sailed, so-to-speak.
"He just handed me a duffel bag of cash and fled the state, I was completely pontooned"

"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"
by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
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Pontoon Donga

A pontoon donga is any house built on swamp or flood plains with a waffle slab consisting of lightweight polystyrene pods (waffle pods) in a grid pattern on the ground before being framed in rebar and covered in concrete. These foundations are often poorly laid and will crack during or shortly after settlement.
Those imports studying a Diploma of Uber bought that pontoon donga right before the rains hit. I hope they got insurance, as it's starting to crack right up the middle.
by Taktische Kartoffel September 4, 2025
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douche pontoon

A person achieves this maximum level after evolving from the form douche canoe. Only the douchiest of douche canoes can obtain this legendary final form. Proceed with caution, because standing close to them for long periods of time is more legal than bathing in nuclear waste.
Ohhh my god! Tabitha has evolved into the final form of a douche pontoon! Run for your life!!
by PaulieD13 May 9, 2017
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