Skip to main content
a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007
Flag
mugGet the mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair mug.

Disco Pogo

Share definition
Popular Chilean drinking game. When the song comes on before the beat drop everyone has to down their drinks, and when the beat finally drops bang their heads, heavy metal style.
"Hurry I need to get a new drink, Disco Pogo is on!"
"Let's do a Disco Pogo"
by Javi Irri May 14, 2021
Flag
mugGet the Disco Pogo mug.
famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."
college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."
by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007
Flag
mugGet the mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick mug.

Long Dong Ping Pong

Share definition
Having a stiff cock and your pants pulled down, then having a ping pong match in order to prove that you have the superior family gems. Done usually when you are beyond wasted and/or high at a party to entertain those around you for petty compliments and rewards.
Dude #1: "Dude, did you see Zach's Long Dong Ping Pong game last night at Austin's?"

Dude #2: "Yeah dude! It was hella sick! Sucked that his cum got everywhere though man."

Dude #1: "Dude we should totally have a Long Dong Ping Pong game tonight!"

Dude #2: "Hell fucken yeah man! Let's do it!"

*the two men were then kicked outa class and just kept on fucking around the next couple years*
by Long Dong Dacklin January 16, 2017
Flag
mugGet the Long Dong Ping Pong mug.

Ding-dong ping-pong

Share definition
A game of precise ping pong where you use your dick as a paddle
At that party last night Jordan and I played ding-dong ping-pong.
by BlackKnight27 September 24, 2018
Flag
mugGet the Ding-dong ping-pong mug.