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Higher Than a Pogo Stick

When your high on weed, prescription drugs or even Burt's Bee's and your so high your higher than a pogo stick metaphorically
by Bees Nese August 7, 2016
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Puerto Rican pogo stick

It is the sexual act of a man laying flat on his back while a chick lathers his dick in refried beans and hot sauce to use as lubricant for her ass while she bounces up and down on it using two other gentlemans dicks as handlebars to maintain consistent and steady bouncing rythm.
Hey guys Tiffany-Lynn is down for a Puerto Rican pogo stick I need two volunteers to be the handlebars, I'll take anyone it doesn't matter!
by Reedski April 8, 2015
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sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick!

Phrase used in extreme exclamation. Derived by the chracacter of Black Mage in "8-bit Theatre" as he was being held over a pot of deadly acid.
by Ron_Thornbrash May 24, 2005
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Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick

Exclamation of surprise or shock as a result of nothign short of a miracle.
Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick! How did you get pregnant without having sex?!
by scalz July 10, 2006
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Fuck me running with a pogo stick

An expression of incredible surprise, coupled with the feeling you're getting it stuck up your ass.
by FarrisWheel May 4, 2011
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The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.
Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.

You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!
by Janbaby May 13, 2010
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pogo stick

NOT RUDE! It is the best invention ever and very fun you should try it. Just PLEASE STOP insulting it on UD by making it rude and about s__.
by SandwichBananaFace March 3, 2021
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