fetus poacher

any doctor who performs abortions

Sally was a month late, so I took her to the fetus poacher.

by John E. Blaze April 25, 2006

Poacher

When a lousy dip-shit cannot achieve something on their own, they stand near someone else and steal their opportunities.

That guy is a poacher he is camping around in a game of CTF.

by PurpleAngry July 27, 2009

penis poacher

one who hunts penis illegally ie penis that is out of season, or protected (underage) or on protected land (schools, churches ect.)
A homosexual diddler

I heard that father Paul is a penis poacher dont sign your son up for Sunday school

by dopey28 November 23, 2009

cherry poacher

An individual who has only ever had sex with virgins. They may seek out virgins or it my be a coincidence. This person can be male or female.

Sara is a cherry poacher. All of her boyfriends have been virgins. Now with Tom she'll be five for five.

by ChickenLittle91 October 9, 2010

puma poacher

similar to a cougar hunter, except its a younger man attracted to and pursuing a mid-30s woman who is older than him.

He is only 29 and she's 35...hes a real puma poacher!

by Miss Puma February 23, 2017

wife Poacher

Usually someone close to your wife at work or in a similar situation that is always there for her. This person gets closer and closer to your wife until he breaks up the marriage. From day one he can’t wait to get his cock in her. He appears to have good intentions. But in the end it’s all cheating and deception. He moves into your house and starts fucking your wife. And in the end the husband gets nothing and loses everything in divorce and is broke paying child support.

That fucking spic from Columbia is a wife poacher. He put a ring on her finger before the ink was dry from the divorce papers.

by Sori October 18, 2017

Poacher

n. -a younger male who is deliberately on the hunt for a cougar. The term can also be used as an insult for a young man who seeks out a relationship with an older woman (cougar) to fill a motherly void.

1. "Dude, that guy has not dated someone born in the same decade as him. What a poacher."

2. "That guy can get weaned off the teat man. Always looking for security with the cougars. What a poacher."

by Sahhardcore January 9, 2010