plood

The slang term for 'period blood'

Amanda, do you have an extra pad? My plood flowage is max today!

by gangst from up north August 8, 2009

Ploopy

A word so deadly so foul so incomprehensible to think of how much damage it can do. This word since George Washington presidentship was locked away not to be known to the public. Until one day a man discovered and said it. Rumors have come up that this man was named “Greg Heffley” but he claims it was his brother instead.

Ploopy

by Thenickfebicoffical April 16, 2022

ploon

Is the pubic hair left on a toilet seat. It is stringy, black and stuck on.

There is ploon on that toilet seat

by Peter Santafe January 8, 2005

Ploof

A condensed form of an expression of happinesss, excitement, moment of discovery, et al.

Also can be used as a sign of disappointment based on inflection.

I just won the lottery!=Ploof!

I found my car keys!=Ploof!

My cat died. = Ploof.

by RussMartinFan November 8, 2018

Ploopday

An instance when, after taking a Sunday afternoon nap, one feels totally refreshed and rejuvenated as if there is a whole new day. This day takes place between a Sunday and a Monday.

I had a great nap today and am ready to start Ploopday.

by SweatPants38 April 13, 2011

Ploomf

A dense object dropping into water, usually causing the water to shoot upwards making the 'ploomf' sound.
For best auditory effect, say outloud and with the back of your throat.

The onomatopoeic sound of a long turd satisfyingly dropping into the bowl....

Man on the throne...
*grunts with effort*
Ploomf!

by domstar101 November 19, 2012

x-ploge

The act of getting a blowjob while playing xbox.

Last night was awesome! I leveled up in Call of Duty and my girl friend gave me an x-ploge!

by xploger August 6, 2010