paper in plastic

The ridiculous invention of various elderly citizens who think that if their milk spills in a paper bag inside of a plastic bag, their 1955 Ford won't be ruined. Also, it is easier to carry/stand up/heavier, all of which are not at all true. A cashier's worst nightmare.

Cashier: "Hi, how are you?"
Customer: "Paper in plastic please, and don't make it too heavy."
Cashier: eyeroll

by grocerystorecashiersofamerica January 19, 2011

plastinate

Plastic-injected dead people that are tastefully skinned, eviscerated, and posed for your education and amusement. Museum employees generally frown on you trying to have sex with them.

That one plastinate was asking for it. I had to restrain myself though.

by Sky Commander Winkie January 23, 2009

Plastic Chicken

What my mom gets when she thinks shes saving money by buying a 1 dollar box of chicken.

"I send you out for one simple thing and you go and buy me some plastic chicken?"

by PlasticChicken January 24, 2010

plastic straw

I kill turtles owo

Starbucks keeps giving me paper straws and they always disintegrate before I finish my drink. And sometimes they don't even give me a straw. Do they expect my Caramel Macchiato to stir itself? I understand why people don't like plastic straws, but can Starbucks not succ as much? *Sips tea angrily*

by IRL_ August 17, 2019

Double Plastic

Double Plastic( Adjective ) A term used to describe a record or album that has failed to reach sale expectations by an enormous amount and leaving the artist with very little money. Can also mean trash

As said by Will Smith, "Our next album was like a flop. It was a tragedy. It went like double plastic"

by Dank-Kun June 4, 2018

plastic feet

One who does not wear shoes or belts made of leather because he is an animal - lover and does not eat any animal product.

Joey be walkin' around with them hip hop plastic feet. That dude is one of them animal lovers.

by mattie g April 10, 2010

The Plastics

They're teen royalty. If North Shore was US Weekly, they would always be on the cover. That one there, that's Karen Smith She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English class last year. She asked me how to spell orange. And that little one?Thats Gretchen Wieners. She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel. Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone. Thats why her hair is so big. Its full of secrets. And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho bag but in reality she is so much more than that.

The Plastics are the best fucking part of Mean Girls

by garettwattsisamaing123 December 30, 2019