plankton

The tiny guy from Sponge Bob Square Pants that everyone hates who tries to steal the things.

Don't be a "plankton" and enjoy what you have.

by hyfdchgfdhbfchdhhuesdgbyrv May 9, 2018

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Angry plankton

An angry Plankton and angry Plankton has an infected penis that is finally busted through the infection and ejaculated the fact that it becomes all green and gross-looking because of the infection that is why it is called an angry plankton

man yo dick look like an angry plankton, you should get that shit checked out!!

by 🤬pLaNk December 3, 2020

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Plankton

a bitcoin holder who has less than 0.1 bitcoin

the “original” bitcoin whales are beginning to look like plankton as institutions line up to buy en masse

by satocashi March 18, 2023

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Plankton

a bitcoin holder who has less than 0.1 bitcoin

the “original” bitcoin whales are beginning to look like plankton as institutions line up to buy en masse

by satocashi March 18, 2023

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Plankton

Plankton is Mr. Krabs' business rival. You can't catch me, I went to college! He has a computer wife, Karen.

99% evil, 1% hot gas. Plankton.

by Allyson Holiday October 27, 2018

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Plankton Torture Porn

Like a Squidward Torture Porn, only with Plankton as the victim.

Any Spongebob episode where Plankton is the primary character is bound to be a Plankton Torture Porn.

While they are similar to Squidward Torture Porns, they also have differences. Both Squidward and Plankton are supposed to be "unlikeable" but are actually very popular, for example.

The main difference is that while SOME (very few) STP's are actually entertaining, PTP's are never funny. This is because they didn't start until AFTER the show had hit rock bottom (Seasons 6-7). "One Coarse Meal" is unquestionably the worst PTP and arguably the worst episode in the series alongside "A Pal For Gary".

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 8, 2022

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