Laser Pointer

1) n. A device that amplifies photons to create a dot that can be seen on the other side of the room.

2) A device that can give you a fucking hilarious time if you have a dog or cat.

I had so much fun watching Bowser chase the dot from the laser pointer.

by The guy from the place March 8, 2008

ponte vergas

Usually said when someone is not doing there work. And you tell them to prepare for the work ahead of them

Ponte Vergas, vas a trabajar ahora

by Spanish Translator.com May 27, 2017

snow pioneer

A snow pioneer is the first person who treads through any amount of snow greater than ankle height. As a result, this pioneer will suffer the consequences of stepping into deep snow, however their sacrifice will allow the people who follow through those very same footsteps to remain relatively unaffected by the snow.

We have to cut across this field! Thank god for the snow pioneer, without their trail of footsteps, my socks would be soaked!

by Pbu March 8, 2008

Pintercourse

A trademark style of intercourse where you just engage in sexual behaviour for the advent of power.
The term stems from the Nobel laureate Harold Pinter's characteristic style of playwrighting where the characters often engages in this behaviour.

- This woman just keeps her goodies under wraps, she invites me up for coffee at night and then sends me home...

- So you've had pintercourse?

by waitingforgodot August 10, 2009

Pontecarlo

The town of Pontefract's affectionate name. Dubbed 'Pontecarlo' due to it's striking resemblance to Monte Carlo, with it's beautiful scenery and vibrant night life. The peak attraction for the evening being 'Big Fella's', a classy discotheque of the highest order. Twinned with Casvegas (Castleford, Yorkshire), Pontecarlo's rival sibling.

Let's go live up the high life in Pontecarlo down biggies!

by Chiefbaker June 10, 2011

pointe

The best kind of dance there is. Dancers have special shoes with flat toes to stand on. It requires an incredible amount of time, dedication, strength grace, and pure love of the art. It IS a sport, it IS just as hard as any other sport, and it WILL make you sweat, cry, and bleed. But if you really love it, like I do, you don't care about any of that. You care about the awesome people you meet, the amazing audiences, and the thrilling performances.

She is the best pointe dancer I've ever seen.

by POINTEprincess June 28, 2007

poontending

Tending to your poon. When you have to spend time with your fine lady friend instead of doing something possibly more exciting.

I'd like to go out tonight, but I have some poontending to do.

I wish that i had a high poontendance in my classroom...
and by classroom i mean pants

by josedagardner March 27, 2006