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Pickle Jarred

To work for a long time to get a sexually stubborn girl's panties, unsuccessfully, only to have another man come along and seal the deal in a much shorter period of time. This is often due to the first man getting the female's "juices flowing" and the second man profiting from it. This series of events is similar to someone working very hard at getting the top off a pickle jar, unsuccessfully, only to have a friend come along and pop the top off almost immediately, thus pickle jarred.
Charlie: "Dude, it's been like 3 months already! Tell me you finally got the panties from Jenny."

David: "Dude I wish I could, some juicehead douche from her gym pickle jarred me!"

Charlie: "All that hard work!"

David: I know dude, I know
by malle122 October 19, 2010
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pickle jarring

When someone's earlobe stretching is so wide you can fit one or more dicks in their plug.
n. Damn dude, that pickle jarring is beggin' for a DP.
v. His rather ample faux-ivory ear plug was worthy of a mammoth-sized pickle jarring, and Snuffy was just the bull to take it.
by Better than Syriza November 7, 2015
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Pickle Jarring

The act of multiple men inserting their genitals in a pickle jar.
Kyle: I got a new jar last night get all the boys over here right now.

Stan: This pickle jarring sesh is about to be brazy
by Zgod9 January 17, 2024
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Swedish Picklejar

When a gay man or straight woman takes in everyhole at once. Mouth, ass, twat. Both hands have to be occupied aswell. The swedes, are known for doing this.
Man, we made a total swedish picklejar out of her last night eh?
Hey, would you wanna partake in a little somthing I like to call a swedish picklejar.
by Rendall Rickster June 15, 2006
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