Phrack Whore

This is the step up from a gontermaniac, being a "fan" of the hilariously awful "art" of David Gonterman, self-described as "The Internet's Most Dangerous Cartoonist!" Unlike gontermaniacs, Phrack Whores follow his delightful antics and crappy art obsessively, checking his pages daily and constantly critiquing them online.
The derivation is from Davey's made-up non-swear words, "SHOTZ!!" and "PHRACK!!!"

"I'm such a Phrack Whore. I read ALL of 'Baka Breakers,' even though after 56 strips nothing's happened!"

by The Internet's #1 Phrack Whore October 23, 2004

Paragraph Drink

A drink you order at starbucks that takes you more than thirty seconds to order

I was at a coffee shop and the person ordered a paragraph drink

by Nrgfusion2 February 19, 2010

phaghot

this is when you feel too rude to say Faggot, phaghot is more for your dumb friends that you love to pieces aka terms of endearment.

hey fuckhead are you goin out tonight or are you going to be a phaghot all your life

by KrystinThaBoSs August 15, 2011

phagocytoastis

the ingestion of toast by an amoeba, a variation of phagocytosis.

It was not I who stole the toast from the toaster, it was an amoeba, he phagocytoastisized it!

by Turniptree November 16, 2011

Phagurt

A Phagurt is a person, usually male, who dresses somewhat Gay-like but claims to be straight.

My friend Jorge dressed very gay and fruity, I know he is straight but I'm sure he is a phagurt.

by BurnedRose May 31, 2013

Paragon of Virtue

A moral of excellence and moral goodness

He is a true paragon of virtue

by Ben Lyons September 18, 2003

Paragraphing

Receiving a series of texts that exceed 160 characters or more.

Dude 1: Bro did that hot chick from last night ever end up texting you back?

Dude 2: Dude... her texts were so long they included footnotes. She was straight paragraphing.

by GammaThetaBroseph November 7, 2011