phogy

old man who is creepy and sucks fat butt

fucking phogy

by lisaandannie January 25, 2014

phrogs

People who attempt to sneak into houses and live among the occupants without being discovered. Most phrogs see themselves as “invisible roommates” and try to respect the homeowners or renters by not breaking or taking—although mooching food is sometimes necessary for survival. Phrogs may be recognized by the green string that some of them wear on their wrists.

Anna keeps a list of houses that are good for phrogging and shares this information with other phrogs.

by attic fan July 13, 2006

Phlegm Wad

A tightly compacted and manually gathered mass of mucus and/or snot produced by the respiratory system.

She hocked and spit a good phlegm wad. snot phlegm mucus loogie

by Barney Woodbine October 24, 2012

phloke

A phloke is simply the opposite of a joke--in other words, a phloke is a bad joke. It is a way of keeping things positive--when someone says a bad joke, you can call it a good phloke--and not hurt anyone's feelings.

Johnny: What do you get when you mix a calculator and a phone?
Paul: I don't know, what do you get?
Johnny: A Call-culator!
Paul: Good Phloke.

by Quadratics July 29, 2008

Phlegmbryo

Phlegmbryo
/flɛmbrɪəʊ/

noun

the earliest detectable stage of a dead cold or other bacterial infection that is going to result in days of a nose blowing ANZ coughing up green bile.

That moment when you can feel a phlegmbryo gestating and you know tomorrow you're gonna have a head cold. 😭🤒

by Ms. Unformation January 21, 2023

Phlegm

A water based gel that, when caught in your throat, causes your voice to resemble Christian Bale's in his portrayal of Batman.

Joe: Hey, Gerald, you sound like you have a cold, try coughing up some of the phlegm.

Gerald: WHERE'S DENT?

by PhillipJamesHampton March 7, 2012

PHROG

little hippity hoppity boi

ay look at that phrog! he do be looking kind of fresh doe😳

by basidiomycota x3 October 8, 2019