Dick Phlem

Another term for sperm, cum, or ejaculate.

Lacey: Aww honey, you got your dick phlem all over me.
Jason: Sorry babe.

by jasonjjung76 September 22, 2019

plemon

One without chin; chinless wonder

Quiksilvr of GTA Forums

by This Guy March 29, 2005

sonbitch pilemonkeynuts

a person who is annoying the shit outta you.

If them sonbitch pilemonkeynuts cheerleaders dont shut up, ima bust a cap in they ass.

by Lakeisha Meisha October 26, 2003

phlamooshkahn

Mykl is a big Mean mean person... Who makes his fiance look up a stupid word that isn't even word.

Mykl is a Phlamooshkahn.

I love Mykl the Phlamooshkahn.

by SusyKillJoi869 December 9, 2008

phlamooshkahn

NO matter what the situation happens to be the end result is always the same.
A person who is a phlamooshkahn is a mean person who is messing with their significant other as in pranking them.

Mykl is in a Phlamooshkahn

I love Mykl the Phlamooshkahn.

by killjoi869 December 9, 2008

Phlomo

The act of being a political bastard, faggot, homo, etc. A phlomo is someone who thinks he or she is the shit, when in actuality, he or she knows absolutly nothing about politics and should just shut the hell up.

Tom - Dude, do you like Bush?
Darrel - Nah, no way, he's such a phlomo.

by Principal vynck March 23, 2009

phlemtosecond

the precise amount of time it takes to hock a loogie

Cooper refreshed the page every 2.3 phlemtoseconds, clocked by his common cold.

by hockaluigi August 22, 2017