A brain break to perversion

Mentally escaping to intense sexual fantasies.

I was so stressed , I need to take a brain break to perversion to relax.

by Hotdog Xansabar May 28, 2018

Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion

A fake holy heresy.

Packaging Subversion; Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion

by rps120108 February 23, 2023

Law of Transitive Perversion

If you have relations with a person, the combined total of pervasiveness is greater than twice the rate of a solitary member. If you have relations with a person, the combined total of pervasiveness is greater than twice the rate of either solitary member.

Person 1 attempts to have sex with Person 2. Person 1 says that Person 2 is perverted, thus, Person 1 is misguided and is clearly the more perverted.

by Hugh Jorgan November 17, 2003

savik's law of perversity in fashion

those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.

For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.

Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.

*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.

by james savik November 16, 2018

perversity of the human condition

This is an explanation for when people do something that is different from what is thought normal or proper and totally unexpected for reasons which are completely unknown or thoroughly obscure.

Bob:- I saw John walk into the door.
Ben:- Why did he do that?
Bob:- I guess it is the perversity of the human condition.

by bevanp May 8, 2010

perverse

(of a verdict) against the weight of evidence or the direction of the judge on a point of law.

"The jury's perverse verdict was unexpected and contrary to the weight of the evidence presented in the case."

by Arminkshipper May 5, 2025

perversive jigga lover

Especially of an unwelcomed influence or physical effect spreading widely throughout an area or a group of people. Existing in or spreading through every part of something like a pervasive odor. Whom which insults black people but are SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH THEM.

Friend: Look at that Jigga over there thinking they all bad and shit.
You: oh quit being a PERVERSIVE JIGGA LOVER!

by PoohBearSplinter September 12, 2020