Permabungee

verb (used with object)

1. A portmanteau describing the state of of an object that has been permanently fastened in place by the use of bungie cords.

Past tense: Permabungeed

noun

2. The bungee cord that has been permanently stretched to the perfect length which is used to permanently fasten an object in place.

Plural: Permabungees

"Permabungee" is the word that 'Murica needs but not the one it deserves.

Q: Why do you have a recliner permabungeed in the back of your truck?

A: Hell man, these old permabungees have held that chair there for years. Never know when a man (person) needs to relax.

by likebedsheets September 22, 2022

parabull

A "tale dat's meant to teach you something" regarding a large mammal dat you shouldn't mess wif if you don't want da horns.

Da term "parabull" can also mean a supposedly-valid-and-educational story which is actually just fulla you-know-what.

by QuacksO October 15, 2023

permalliance

A permanent, unbreakable alliance between two (or more) colluding players in multiplayer games, especially diplomacy board games, where they always team up no matter the circumstances. Widely considered a lame and shameful strategy, it preempts all meaningful negotiation and dynamic gameplay—pure pussy tactics. No gamer would ever laud this bullshit. The philosopher John Rawls coined the idea of a "veil of ignorance" (pre-random draw) as a way of constructing a just framework—one in which nobody knows what their own circumstance will be from the start. Many people register this in their innate sense of justice. Permalliance shits on this principle. As a general rule-of-thumb: when chumboys flock, game theory sucks cock.

Twilight Imperium IV is a fun and exciting game of epic galactic conquest, but Brandon and Shane have a chummy permalliance—they're permanently in collusion like Russia and North Korea so don't expect any real diplomacy to happen and prepare countermeasures to contain them!

by j_yancey January 1, 2026