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National Short People Day 

On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.
Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'

National Sut People’s Face Day 

A day where you can go around and punch people face freely
“Hey Jack, today’s National Sut People’s Face Day, lets go find that kid we hate and punch him in the face!

May 23rd: National Gay People Be Sad Day 

A day where gay people are sad.
Oh, I get why you're sad, it's because it's May 23rd: National Gay People Be Sad Day

national emo people day 

19th of december is known as the national emo people day.
Aneta is emo and today (national emo people day) is her day

National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D

Slap people younger and shorter than you
1:I'm gunna kidnap you
2:why?
1: cuz it's National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D

National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D

Slap people younger and shorter than you
Its National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D
On 6th of March