Penn State 

Penn state is basically a collection of fuck-ups. Every convicted felon and rapist putting in for college consider this university among their top 3. Penn state acts like a seive so as to not allow any fuck-ups into other, wholesome universities.

Students often brag of legendary coaches and awesome football programs but are constantly let down. Only one question matters: How many National titles has Penn State won? The answer is of course; zero.

Yeah... I go to Penn State.

Penn State by chris6969696969 March 5, 2011

penn state 

The place where 3/4 of the population have a passion for penis. Fans talk so much shit and when they lose, they cry and blame it on the anyone else but their own pathetic, shitty, sports team.

Overall, Penn State and their fans are complete garbage!!!

Penn State fan: "we would have won if the fans would make a call....although we suck a lot of cock."

penn state by psufan666 February 24, 2010

penn state 

The school with the most school pride, in good times and bad; the best local ice cream (both the Creamery and Cold Stone); the biggest and baddest party school on earth; one of the TOP universities in the country (look it up); best fucking school on the planet.

We Are... Penn State

When I say JOE, you say PA.

penn state by Tweeder McFeedles May 13, 2005

9/10 of a penny street whore

A slutty girl who usually works the corner infront of a gas station.

Yo Eddie did you hear about Christina's new job?
Yea i heard she works on the corner in front of the gas station, i hink they call that a 9/10 of a penny street whore.

9/10 of a penny street whore by tankbirdie March 2, 2010

penny slit 

n. Cheap-ass hooker. Obscure use of the word "slit" as vagina or ass, with penny indicating that it is so cheap you don't need much more than a penny to buy some time with it.

n. Any body orifice where a penny might fit.

v. On the present (-ing) it means buying some time from a cheap hooker.

Damn, look at that hoe, she's a penny slit.

Dat ho's got a penny slit yo; that shit's sexy as fuck.

Im'ma fuck the shit outta' that penny slit, it's so damn cheap yo.

My fucking bitch of an ex slept with half the damn neighborhood, she was such a cheap penny slittin' ho.

Im'ma go penny-slitting round the hood. Bitches love my pennies.

I pulled that penny slit... Jackpot!

penny slit by bloodedge September 19, 2014

Penn State Brandywine

A Penn State branch campus, located in Media, PA with a very high acceptance rate and a football team that has been undefeated since 1967. According to a bulletin board on the second floor of the residence hall....skipping a class is like 30 dollars (source was not listed).

Penn State Brandywine’s football team has been undefeated for over 50 years!

Penn State Brandywine by PennStateBrandywinexD November 10, 2017

Penny Stack 

The penny stack is an amusement for people of all ages, get a load of pennies (or two p's whatever your choice) and get some some super glue.

Next stick one down on somewhere people will see it, and wait until dry. And then add another. Keep going until you feel satisfied.

Now someone will be very perplexed by the stacked up pennies. =]

Did you see that awesome 1000 high penny stack?

Yeah dude, it was sick.

Penny Stack by raejay September 24, 2009