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pedophit

someone who claimed to be a prophet of God but also practiced pedophilia. Often explained with divine commands.
He said he is a prophet but he has child wives. He is a pedophit.

We found a child trafficker but he said he is a prophet. This guy is a pedophit.
by Save4llTheChildren June 8, 2024
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Pedophyte

A person who exhibits pedo adjacent behavior via watching anime such as Nanatsu no Taizai, Mushoku Tensei, or Boku no Pico.
"Asking for anime recommendations is the quickest way to find a pedophyte"
by Kakwane May 14, 2025
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Pedophilanthropist

A pedophile philanthropist who after commits the crime will build a playground
I’m glad Jeffrey Epstein is worm food! No place in this world for pedophilanthropists
by Storm Byron December 30, 2025
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FBI PEDOPHONICS

The name the FBI phone operators earned historical for never doing a damn thing when it came to pedophiles and child porn. They like to lean into the pedophiles of netflix, wag, and Texas. After 100 calls getting those things to not retaliate and just investigate cases earned them the title of the most pathetic employees in this government. It must have failed at Standford that is how useless relying on them to do their jobs with at least half the effort of your local baristas is embarrassing for this country.
Oh your child was in child porn and some Duffer keeps trying to make money off it on Netflix, I tried calling FBI pedophonics for you but it likes saying you are a frequent tipster instead, your child. Your dead pedophile tricked out child is a frequent tipster. Also, don't worry it will just try to retaliate that you might hold them accountable with names, brainwashing, look alikes on netflix. That is the story of how it failed its country. But you know it will do anything for money. But don't worry it has this lame excuse like its eurovision.
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