really evil jealous girl whos usually bestfriends with people named andjela and is dating an annoying freak
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Kung, Pao, kuUng pAo, kunG paO<.7.9.7.6.> mug.Usually a dumb retard who asks where nunavut is, he has the iq of a goldfish and is fat as shit. It buys everything off temu because he thinks it’s drip. It can also go by names like (Makoy, Makpao, TinyBalls). It has belly dick because it is 240lBs. Pao gets 0 bitches because it randomly shows up to girls houses out of nowhere, his best pickup line is “ Do u have a widefoot🤔 “
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by The wise old man from Canada January 14, 2017
Get the pao buddy mug.Vag that is particularly spicy and vinegary to the taste, hence Kung Pao. Not rank or nasty like bearded clam or fishburger it is still an acquired taste even among cunny connoisseurs.
Bruh, I ate out at Mona's the other night, she got some serious Kung Pao Queef. It was pretty intense, but I had to finish her off, ya know?
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Get the CHAO PAO mug.The most beautiful, intelligent, professional procrastinator who everyone loves. She's a boy magnet and often receives awful snaps (example: I will tiptoe up to kiss you). Mia is a literal model, who somehow looks flawless in anything from iconic brandy fits to sweats. Even though she refuses to maintain a normal sleep schedule, she still has the energy to socialize and make friends. Have you seen her closet though? There are dust bunnies and the biggest hairball in the universe of man kind. Mia's friend's love her and she radiates iconicism energy everywhere she walks.
Chloe at 2pm: Is Mia still asleep even though she used BlUe CoMiC SAnS?
Eleanor: That girlie is dead asleep.
Emelia: Oh imagine being Mia Pao.
Eleanor: That girlie is dead asleep.
Emelia: Oh imagine being Mia Pao.
by Remeee December 14, 2020
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