Pao

Usually a dumb retard who asks where nunavut is, he has the iq of a goldfish and is fat as shit. It buys everything off temu because he thinks it’s drip. It can also go by names like (Makoy, Makpao, TinyBalls). It has belly dick because it is 240lBs. Pao gets 0 bitches because it randomly shows up to girls houses out of nowhere, his best pickup line is “ Do u have a widefoot🤔 “

Bro look at PAO hes so wide😭🤣
Ikr hes so fat and retarded😄🤦🏿 ♂️

by The6InchSnake February 19, 2024

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<.7.9.7.6.>Kung, Pao, kuUng pAo, kunG paO<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

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Pao

Pao is a person you instantly love. It’s impossible to don’t love a Pao, you can’t resist it. It is so beautiful, really, you will never forget of a Pao and you would absolutely like it

“Oh look, what an incredible person”
“That’s obvious, it’s a pao!”

by tyshhdidbdjdndjd November 21, 2021

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pao buddy

A Pao buddy is a person you want to fuck. You could outright call them a Pao buddy and since the definition isn't well known, they won't understand but you have started a relationship from that moment onward.

Hey you're my Pao buddy ok?
Ok? What does Pao buddy mean?
; )))))

by The wise old man from Canada January 14, 2017

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Pao

Short for someone named "Paola"

I met Paola today and she told me to call her Pao.

by Person237 December 27, 2016

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Kung Pao Queef

Vag that is particularly spicy and vinegary to the taste, hence Kung Pao. Not rank or nasty like bearded clam or fishburger it is still an acquired taste even among cunny connoisseurs.

Bruh, I ate out at Mona's the other night, she got some serious Kung Pao Queef. It was pretty intense, but I had to finish her off, ya know?

by CaliforniaYankee88 June 4, 2018

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