pansexual

Someone who has sex with pans

"dood, is that guy cooking his nob"
"no, ian he's a pansexual"

by Ben Hymers December 26, 2006

pansexual

One who has sex with pans.

Pastry chef: I like to think of myself as pansexual.
Karen: oh my god he's been humpin' my pans!

by louis May 7, 2005

pansexual

A synonym for words like whore, slut or similar. Pansexuals will fuck anyone or anything.

It is usually used by post-modern liberal queermos that think current "labels" don't fully encompass their complex brand of slutty--- I mean sexuality. So they make up their own words to sound interesting and cosmopolitan.

Person 1: Dude that chick/dude just fucked a guy, a girl, a hermaphodite, and a donkey midget! He/she must be some kind of super slut!

Person 2: No you ignorant person. That person is pansexual a fluffy nonsense word that I just made up. Pansexuals are so full and dripping with love that they can't help but get it on everyone. Better get a hepatitis test.

by booya bandit May 28, 2010

pansexual

A fake sexuality made by kids from tumblr

Person 1: I'm le pansexual xD xD xD
Person 2: Hello my little special snowflake
Person 3: Do you fuck pans xD xD

by MoBros October 20, 2015

pansexual

when you perform sexual intercourse with pans of all shapes and sizes

I knew I was pansexual when the pan came to me in bed last night

by a babies goad May 4, 2017

pansexual

A weirdass alien girl with a fake lipring and blue hair.

"Dude, Pansexual just tried to grind with me."
"What the fuck has she been doing with my pans??"

by Nico from NIU August 23, 2008

pansexual

A person who is attracted to all genders and etc. Such as, animals, objects, family members, same sex, trannies

Friend: what would you like to do today?
Pansexual: anything, maybe even you.
Friend: excuse me?
Pansexual: wanna have a threesome with my dog?

by fatbich January 4, 2014