Stamina Packing

Stamina packing is packing for as long as possible until you either give up or until the opponent gives up.

"Run my 8 hours in stamina packing I bet you won't last!"

by thethizzkid December 21, 2020

Asshole parking

1) When another driver pulls in a spot closest to the door and you have been looking to find close parking for the last 5 minutes. You saw a keyless remote unlocking a car, the lights blinking and calling you! "OPEN OPEN OPEN"
You punched it around the opposing lane, so you could pull in at the proper angle, half crazed to get to it! And then some FUCK who JUST pulled into the lot, driving the wrong way, gets it by backing into YOUR spot just as you round the farthest edge of the corner!

2) When you follow someone for 5 minutes at a >1 MPH snails pace, Looking to get his parking space, you are happily lured along, like some 16 year old on his first bong hit, with the shiny keys to their car that are dangling from their hand and swinging around at you like a fuckin' hypnotist or some kind of Christmas present or something, in an ONE WAY underground covered parking lot - all the while the voice in your head is thinking "YEAH BABY! GOT A SPOT! I GOT A CLOSE SPOT!" - and the bastard suddenly looks confused and turns around and goes the other way while the car behind you has been flashing his lights at you for the last two minutes!

1) OH NO! OH NO! NO YOU DID NOT! OH NO YOU DIDN'T! I did not just see some Asshole parking in MY SPOT!

2) CLICK! AIM! BANG!

by LayItOnYou March 22, 2007

parking chair

When one clears snow out from a parking spot then places a chair in the cleared spot. It is not a legally enorced but is a traditional rule. Derived from pittsburgh traditions

That lady moved his parking chair and took his spot then she came back to a snow covered car

by mekey10 February 10, 2010

Packing your bags for pussy

the act of a man uprooting his entire life (career trajectory, long-term friendships, financial stability, etc.) solely based upon the opportunity for consistent female companionship in another location. The decision often comes off as rash and nearsighted to other male acquaintances, but makes sense on a deeper level to the man that is directly involved.

Terry: "Hey Bill, word around the office is that your last day is this Friday."

Bill: "Yeah, I'm moving to Peace River at the start of July..."

Terry: "Peace River?! Man, what in the flying fuck are ya going to do way out there!?"

Bill: "Hannah's parents are from there. Plus, she just landed a new job as a teaching assistant at an elementary school."

Terry: "...ahhhh packing your bags for pussy, eh? Definitely not the first guy to do so. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!"

by Prik Nash July 8, 2019

Sack Packing

The act of inserting one or more testis into the anus of another being. This takes finesse and careful planning. Mistakes, as you can imagine, would have consequences.

Man: "OUCH! I love sack packing hurts so good!"
Woman:" What are you doing back there!?"

by TGR x Sully March 13, 2010

Peter Packing Peter Gazer

A man who tries to have sex with other men in the urinals of public bathrooms

Lawrie: I was in the toilet and this man started smiling at me after he gazed at my pipe
Professor V: Watch out because he is a Peter Packing Peter Gazer, a dude who loves ramming other dudes after looking at their spears
Lawrie: Let's get the hell out of this area please
Professor V: Yeah, there are too many Gazing Packers out there

by BirkbeckPHDUM October 15, 2018

Doris Day Parking

Any parking spot that seems as though it was meant to be, as evidenced by the spot's convenience to one's destination as well as the smoothness with which one can park their car in said spot.

Derived from the sort of parking found by Doris Day in any Doris Day movie.

See also: Rock Star Parking

Because of the sweet Doris Day parking I got in Westwood, I wasn't late for the movie.

by Amanda Louise November 30, 2006