oofer doofer

a tv remote controller, used to change the channel when you cant be bothered to get up and change the channel on the tv

hey dad, oi dad, pass me the oofer doofer

by Harrielah March 4, 2008

opfer

a popular german insult, "opfer" means victim. its just like you say looser, fag, retard, low life, freak...

if you insult someone with "opfer" you mean he's a victim and gets verbally "sacrificed" by you, which makes the others laugh at him.

how to pronounce: opfa (spell the "a" like ur from UK)

someone trips and falls to the ground.

you: opfer -.-

by anon30497690234 June 9, 2009

offertation

When someone invites you somewhere and you decline.

Hey, want to go to that concert? Nah, but thanks for the offertation!

by litwords222 January 11, 2018

ooferonie

you say it when some thing happens. kinda like yeet.

"i just shit my pants dude"

"ooferonie."

by boi i dont care bout u May 29, 2018

oyfriend

an almost boyfriend

when are you and your oyfriend going to be official?

by pippa.appip October 17, 2018

oyer

dank, high grade marijuana, usually smells some what like doubble bubble gum

my crusty fuck friend sold me the most oyer sack i have ever seen. it was covered in crystals and smelled like big leauge chew

by joe May 13, 2005

Vince Offer

Underground director-turned-TV-huckster, Vince Shlomi (better known by his stage-name of Vince Offer) is famous for his aggressive delivery and witty one-liners.

Can be found selling infomercial products such as the "ShamWow" and "Slap-Chop" to unsuspecting customers across North America. You're gonna love his nuts.

"Vince Offer could sell snow to Eskimos."

"Now that rival pitchman Billy Mays has died, Vince Offer is free to pursue his goal of global domination through daytime TV infomercials."

by afiendishthingy January 9, 2010