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Owen J. Roberts

A high school mostly filled with different groups of white students:

The band geeks- in every AP and honors class that screams out every answer. Have their own little special hallway where they hang out with other band kids. Mostly nice but can get fucking annoying if you keep talking to them.

The emos- wear dark makeup and like to think theyre different from everyone else. Dont talk to anyone but other emo kids. Usually get mad if you do anything that offends them. Mostly antisocials....

The white jock guys- you probably wont get invited to their parties because your not cool enough. They love to wear expensive clothing and always have airpods in. Usually wont like you if you are not a white popular girl. Some are smart and others are dumbasses

The popular girls- you cant really join this group unless you were part of it in middle school.

The druggies- some of the funnier people of the school. Dont give a shit about what other people think of them but they also fail most of their classes. Some are nice but others are just the white jocks trying to prove theyre cool.
Wow... you go to Owen J. Roberts You must be a white asshole!
by Lolhorsegirl August 5, 2019
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Owen Gray

A man that can and will take your girl if you can't find the clit
Did you see the tongue on Owen Gray?
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dirty owen

The act of fingering a woman's asshole while she gives you head, often used so she can give it to you better
Sarah was getting a little sloppy, so I gave her a Dirty Owen
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Owen's syndrome

Owens syndrome (OS), also known as trisomy CYMRU, is a genetic disorder caused by the presence of all or part of a third copy of CYMRU.

It is typically associated with physical growth delays, characteristic facial features and mild to moderate intellectual disability.
The altered CYMRU gene dosage has been linked with other syndromes suggesting a pivotal role in mental development.

The first recorded case occurred in an elderly adult male (G.OWEN), who had severely suffered throughout his life.
Atypical symptoms have been shown at higher occurances in smokers and frequenters of “Monny O’Clock”. These include red pilling girls, a slow sluggish gait, weak concentration and immunity to sarcasm.

Weakening of the hearts ability to repair in response to damage has been demonstrated, while not exclusive to this disease it is far from uncommon.

The olfactory system and parietal lobes are shown to be severely impaired, as such the pallet remains unrefined and diet is severely limited to pastry products.
That Gethin over there is riddled with Owen's syndrome.
by gethin diagnoser June 6, 2018
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The Owen Scale

The rating scale used by Duke University Alumna Karen Owen to rate the quality of her sexual partner/experience. The ten-point scale consists of eight areas of analysis: Physical Attractiveness, Size, Talent, Aggressiveness, Entertainment, Athletic Ability, and Bonus.
You should definitely hook up with Shane. We went back to his place last Tuesday and he's definitely a 12/10 on the owen scale!
by The Amalamps October 8, 2010
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Candace Owens

Noun: A POC who no longer takes pride in who they are so, they sell out to the very Conservatives and Trump Cultists who fly the flag of slavery and oppression and call it heritage.

Also a POC or minority who sells out their own people to please the conservative masses and Trump Cultists, believing it will somehow get these people to accept them as one of the cult.
That black girl waving the Trump flag and wearing the confederate flag shirt is a real Candace Owens.
by Fight The Oligarchy January 9, 2021
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oweya

To ask another how they are, as opposed to 'How are you'
"alright mate, oweya?"
by Chelsey Watts April 10, 2008
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