texting friend
friend 1: Hey, want to go outside?
friend 2: NO WAY DUDE ARE YOU FRICKIN INSANE?!?!! You can't go outside! We're on lock down! we're in
quarantine! We're in isolation! You poor soul! You moron! You absolute fool! We cannot leave our safe, cozy, post-apocalyptic homes! I shall send my swift stallion to fetch me more
toilet paper! oh how i need the sweet paper, and
the essentials MUST be hoarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!