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orlando bloom 

A guy who is only hired to play roles cause he's the hottest sexiest guy in whole world, even though his acting isn't that great.But hollywood doesn't care about that anymore, just look at disney channel they're all teen heart throbs and none of them are that great and as overrated this guy.
Orlando Bloom is sexy,

But Hell what was with that movie Elizabethtown?

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orlando bloom by HARLY69 April 5, 2008
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Orlando Bloom. 

A guy who has girls drooling all over him, while making males jelous as hell. My opinion is that he is a great guy, though his nose is a little strong. Has a sun on the lower abondomen, and the elf rune #9 on his inner right arm. Is a very clumsy man, but that makes us all love even more!

Orland-O Bloom 

(noun) A picture of Orlando Bloom that is distorted by female orgasm in such a way as to make Orlando Bloom's face the capitulum of a flower, and the female ejaculate the petals of the flower.
Rachel Orland-O bloomed all over that picture!