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Dirty Opal

Having butt sex and groping the persons butt while in the act.
Person 1: Oh having a Dirty Opal with her would be a blessing
Person 2: Yep
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Crystal Opal

the best nail polish in the world and livs birthstone!!!
OMG last nite liv put on some crystal opal and all the guys wanted her!
by NIKKI AND LIV March 6, 2007
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is opal a mineral

Person 1: is opal a mineral dude
Person 2: dude no one knows cause safari can’t make up it’s damn mind
by IAMABIGFATSWEATYLOSER January 13, 2021
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Opalance

A mispronunciation of the word Opulence by Rupauls Drag Race Season 11 contestant, Mercedes Iman Diamond during the first of the seasons acting challenges
“Opalance! You Earn Everything!”

Opulence, You OWN Everything
by Dragqueen113 July 2, 2019
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Opalax

A mix of the words 'relax' and 'Opal'. Used for when Opal Crankshaft relaxes on the couch when she's stressed out or seems sick. She once told her grandson, Nelson, she was our of sorts, but he didn't know what she meant.
Opal: I'm all out of sorts today. This is crazy. I think it's time to Opalax.

Myrtle: What do you mean? Opalax? Now, I know about relaxing. I used to be a massage therapist, you know?

Opal: It's a mix of the words 'relax' with my name. I use it when I stretch out on the couch. You know how us old women are!

Myrtle: That's wild. I never heard of it before. In Aiwa Beach, Hawaii where I'm from we never even think of Opalaxing. We do pineapple massage down there.

Opal: (shocked) Pineapple massage? Myrtle, what are you talking about?

Myrtle: Come on, sweetheart. Just try it. It'll relax you more than you ever thought. (takes crushed pineapple and starts rubbing it on Opal)

Opal: Oh yeah, this is creamy. I'm all Opalaxed now!
by Dusty's Baby Powder March 23, 2011
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opalfruits

Opalfruits made to make your mouth water!
by mels June 27, 2006
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