i'll sit on your face

When someone irritates you or when you want to threat someone

Give me 20 pita bread or i'll sit on your face

by Margol March 16, 2005

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egg on your face

Egg on your face is a clear synonym for having ejaculate on one's face.

Betty - "just make sure to get away before you get some egg on your face"

Janet - "I would hate to get egg on my face"

by pinballer101 February 7, 2010

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party on your face

This is when there is when a party happens on somebody's face.

Tony, there is a party on your face. or EVERYBODY! PARTY ON TONY'S FACE! or where's the party... on tony's face.

by gigglesfaceparty March 24, 2011

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smacky on your face

my carpet seems to be slightly contaminated with poo

i can help your table

by are you having trouble with your smell July 17, 2003

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When at the end of the felatio, man pulls his penis out of the womans mouth and rocks his balls all over her face while singing an adapt version of Jingle bells, which goes like this: "Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle on your face". The combination doesn't have to be heterosexual, the only mandatory aspect of this act are the requirements of the balls. And a face. Usage of animals is also allowed.

Man 1: "Last night I performed jingle on your face on your mamma."
Man 2: "O really? How did it go?"
Man 1: "Actually really good, I tied her down this time, so her resistanse was futile."

by Pulfie123 December 8, 2017

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