Lam

Acronym for Leave a Message.

Used in messenger service names if the person is away.

Pete - LaM (Away)

by CryogenicPyro October 17, 2003

LAMS

Laughing at myself

1. Acronym letting people know you are having a good time.

2. A self-depreicating, self-counscious realization that you wrote something stupid, but are too lazy to delete it and type again, therefore only add LAMS

The cat just jumped on my lap and scared the shit out of me. LAMS

I just picked up the preparation H instead of the clearasil. LAMS

I've been on facebook so long, my dinner burnt to a crisp. LAMS

Sorry I didn't text you, I dropped my phone in the toilet. LAMS

Damn, more nose hair! LAMS

by Max T. Linguist November 26, 2009

lams

the gayest relationship In history between John lauerns and A.Ham if you read the letters between the you'll know there spicy!

LAMS A STORY
friend:what is the gayest relationship in history

me: JOHN LAURENS AND A.HAM

friend: huh that can't be true Alexander was straight HE MARRIED ELIZA

me: ik he was bi

friend:... but what about John he as straight
me: was he was he really did u even read he letters hold up let me show you *me showing her the letters*
friend: :0. they were gayer than gay omg that was wow
me ikr I love lams

by Hamiltrash<3 September 24, 2020

lam

to ejaculate from sexual intercourse, oral sex, or masterbation

After Dennis had sex with caitlin he decided to lam on her face and body

by Phil Keul and Eugene Han December 08, 2005

lam

lam- Lambourghini an italian, expensive luxury sports car

I was doing 180 in my lam.

by ells May 22, 2005

Am lam lam

A word commonly ued by Kate from the katersoneseven/katers17 Youtube channel to express one's enjoyment for a drink. Much like it's brother phrase: 'Om nom nom' Also used by the Dedikaters.

Kate: 'Tea, Am Lam Lam!'

by stormers96 May 22, 2011

On the LAM

To be in hiding. LAM means "Leave a Message," meaning you are not home or in town, i.e. on the run.

"When the gangs decided to go to war, Jamal went on the LAM to avoid getting killed."

by jjp54 February 03, 2010