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The grass is greener on my side of the fence is when life is going better for you than it is for your neighbors. It's going better because there's Kratom growing in your grass, making it greener. You chug Kratom or make tea out of it or take Kratom pills and then you become happier and life is better. Kratom makes the grass greener.
Steve: Tyler. Why are you so happy like the grass is greener on your side of the fence.

Tyler: Because the grass IS greener on my side of the fence. There's Kratom here. I am buzzed on Kratom. If you want the grass to be greener on your side too, try Kratom!

Steve: Thanks!
by HawaiianPunch1 January 6, 2023
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Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear
Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear

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Get drunk and then smoke weed and you will be on your arse , smoke up first you will be fine all night
by R3D 3Y3 J3DI November 23, 2010
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-exclamatory phrase
1) awesome; expressive of excitement
2) relating an event to the greatness of the image of breasts pressed up against glass
3) expansion of the acronym "TOTG"
Frank: Hey, Subway serves breakfast now.
Corey: Titties on the glass!

Joe: hey wnt to get sbwy tnght? lolz
Corey: totg!
by JFost December 14, 2010
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put it on the glass

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spoken by the Mooninties in Aqua teen hunger force and many rap videos . . refers to old style strip joints where there is a shade that rises after after a coin is dropped in the slot and the girl dances behind a window..
when you want to see the booty up close you say " Yo Bitch!! Put it on the glass!
by dan July 9, 2004
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When a female is dressed so as to display her titties prominently, it is said that she is "on the glass" or her titties are "on the glass"

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An exclamation stated when a woman has obscenely large tits
Damn! Did you see how hot Renee looks? She is really on the glass tonight!
by halonhorns January 29, 2009
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Tap on the glass

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Can mean two things. A hearty clink of two bottles being knocked together orrrrr... when your x boy friend comes to your work... preferably a school and starts tapping on the glass making the children feel like they are about to be shot dead (this is in America by the way) and the teacher as though she is about to be obstructed.
by Magic. Feetus December 8, 2019
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Dick on the glass level

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When you’re so comfortable with someone that anything is fair game to talk about or act
Well I told you about my ass cheeks because we’re on that dick on the glass level
by Elizabeth1008 June 10, 2023
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