spider on the ceiling

The Jedi mind trick of dutch ovens. The act of blowing vile ass vapors under the covers and then tricking your bed partner into pulling the covers over their own head by telling them that there is a spider on the ceiling. Far worse than a dutch oven because they did it to themselves.

Stephen released a vile, gassy emission under the covers and then told Mary (names changed to protect the innocent) that there was a spider on the ceiling. Mary immediately pulled the covers over her head to hide from the non-existent spider, effectively giving herself a dutch oven. Stephen giggled to himself as Mary puked repeatedly.

by Winthorp Pennington, Esq. March 17, 2009

On The Crab

When you experience a few days of being a gash magnet. It's completely random but they come flocking.

Taken from 'The Deadliest Catch' when a pot comes up full.

Steve - Four this week, Dave. I'm definately 'on the crab'. Dave - Nice one mate, fill your pots.

by Harold Bishop's Love Child March 2, 2010

On the clock

"On the clock" refers to when one is getting paid by the hour and any setbacks are viewed in a positive light, because the longer the job takes the more you get paid.

Ryan: "dammit, we've hit every single red light on the way!"

Kevin: "don't worry about it chief, we're on the clock!"

Ryan: "nuff said."

by Dirty danchez June 29, 2009

bust on the crust

A word first used by the three creepy whales group in Montreal, which means to have sex with ugly girl/guy becuz you are so damn horny . After having sex , you pull out the penius and ejaculate on her/his face face with a big fat load

I was so horny last night , so I called up my ugly Rozanna and bust on the crust

by The three Whales December 14, 2014

cold on the cob

British for an ice pop or popsicle, used especially in the West Midlands and East Midlands.

Marjorie dear, fetch me a cold on the cob from the freezer.

by Ironslide July 8, 2010

Jesus Fucking Christ on the Cross

Perhaps the most offensive, non-racial phrase. It can be used as an exclamation when one is under stress. The phrase is synonymous with "Jesus Christ."

Jesus fucking Christ on the cross, I forgot to take the trash out last night!

by lemonlime69 November 6, 2014

on the can

Taking a leak or pooping.

Is Brent home? He's ON THE CAN!!!!

by James Wooden April 24, 2008