Drop down and get your Jesus on

A dance move that involves dropping down, but instead of spreading your legs, you put your hands in prayer position. Drop the slut act, and start praying. That's how we do.

" Drop down and get your Jesus on girl"
" I saw Becky Drop down and get her Jesus on. It was cool"

by M. Gizzle December 2, 2004

pin the nail on the jesus

a game played by jews, rather than pin the tail on the donkey.

The Jew across the street invited me to play pin the nail on the jesus, but i told him hell no.

by RMG September 7, 2004

jesus on wheels

1.) used to express the extreme awesomeness, coolness, or kickassery or an object.

2.) can also be used sarcasticly to exemplify the gayiety or lack of awesomeness, coolness, or kickassery.

1.) "Holy shit, that's jesus on wheels." "Drury is jesus on wheels."

2.) "look at that douchebag walking around like he's jesus on wheels."

by Day June 16, 2007

jumping jesus on a pogo stick

From 'Stuart' by the Dead Milkmen.

"Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"

by squeaky's brain July 24, 2008

jesus on a stick

my answer to every question i am asked by an adult

person: whats your name
me: jesus on a stick

by Anonymous June 15, 2003

zombie jesus on a pogostick

When some shit so amazing happened that you would've had to have been there, otherwize no one would belive you if you told them.

1.
Omar: Holy shitz Robert!!!
Robert: Zombie jesus on a pogostick, did you see that?!
Omar: that nigga just got blasted by a racoon(actual
animal) holding a hand gun!!
2.
Tim: Zombie jesus on a pogostick nic r u ok?!
Nic: I had no idea my penis could bend that way
3.
Breanne: zombie jesus on a pogo stick did Tim just eat an 8x8
Gina: yeah to bad its not a hamburger

by Team Retro September 21, 2008

jesus on a stick

my answer to every question my teacher asks

Fat fuck misra:who started the revolution?
Me:Jesus on a stick

by Maddy June 14, 2003