hooker on wheels

A chick who has sex with anyone with a car, and lets everybody know it.

Damn that bitch is a hooker on wheels!!!!

by tweeks May 17, 2006

Get hooked on habebe

A term the upcoming youtuber habebe uses for reasons he discloses. It is also his main catchphrase

Guy:Ayo have you heard of the guy named habebe

Other Guy:Ha ha!! You watch him too! Get hooked on habebe bro!

by E88d June 18, 2021

hookt on fonix

The silly spelling for Hooked On Phonics.

"hookt on fonix werkt for me ^_^ "

by Dave March 31, 2004

hooked on phonics

According to Karkat Vantas in his 2012 smash hit single Karkalicious, this refers to those whom Strider's beats are best suited for.

Strider's beats are best suited for trolls hooked on phonics.

by DocScratch December 13, 2021

Hooked on Jesus

Upper class slang for being hooked on cocaine

Rich Girl: I'm quite hooked on Jesus

by Brandybeer July 17, 2006

Hooked-On-Phonics

The reading program for fuckholes! woohoo! yes, soo lee is indeed "hooked on phonics". YES YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKHOLE!!! teeheehee

Soo Lee is hooked on phonics! Damn Right!

by SRL September 26, 2004

National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend

Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.

Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!

by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025