Officer Negative

An awesome christian punk rock band from Southern California. Officer Negative has spread the word of Jesus Christ to scenes that it may have never been told without them. Also the inventors of "Jesus Christ Hard Core" ie JCHC, one of their songs. They lasted from 1994 all the way to 2005 when they broke up.

Officer Negative has influenced alot of bands including my own, Saved to Serve. JCHC!

by XfuzzXbombX August 7, 2006

officer maxwell

A boy that just moved to your school but you happen to have evidence that he's an undercover cop

Hope: Hey they're trying to sell drugs to him.
Clyde: little do they know he's an officer maxwell

by zimbabwa May 8, 2007

Officer Todd

A sexual position in which a male or female is handcuffed with their hands locked behind the neck of the toilet (below the tank, above the bowl). The person in this position is either standing or kneeling with their head above or resting on the seat or rim of the commode.

It is unclear where the name "Todd" came from, but the jailhouse reference is clear. Usually a position of dominance, power and humiliation, it may be used in a variety of fetishes and frequently does not involve actual intercourse.

She was left in the bathroom in an Officer Todd for two hours while her girlfriends took turns tickling her with feathers when they felt like it.

by Slivrr October 7, 2011

Officer Smooth Dick

First One Night Stand With An Individual Whose Location Is Too Good To Be True. Commonly Referred To A Neighbor.

“Officer Smooth Dick”

by ShadesOn May 29, 2018

Officer doofey

A person whose so stupid they believe their own lies and make up lies to verify first set of lies

Doofey told Tina he has royalties coming and is gonna buy her a car but it wld be 7-10 business days what a officer doofey!

by Ob1knoby December 12, 2020

Officer Nasty

Peter Griffin as a male cop stripper

I'm Officer Nasty -Peter Griffin

by jesus was a bullfrog October 18, 2008

officer strout

commonly used term often used to describe a shitmuff police officer. Also used to describe cowardly police officers who like to hit on/stalk/abuse college age girls. sometimes used to refer to a police officer who has no friends, no life, and no real reason to get out of bed in the morning.

So i was walking down the street and started feelign afraid, like there was an officer strout lurking in the bushes

by dickshitmuffstrout September 7, 2010