occupational hazard

An occupational hazard is something unpleasant that you may suffer or experience as a result of doing your job or hobby.

idiot : you suck ;
backa : why the " ; " ?
idiot : hhh sorry it's an occupational hazard from programming .

by chou_chou March 31, 2018

Israeli Occupation of PALESTINE

Israeli Occupation of PALESTINE is an often repeated political falsehood intended to mis-inform those ignorant of the history of the Arab-Israeli Conflict.

It is a legal mistake and misnomer to use the phrase ,"Israeli Occupation of PALESTINE", as it does not accurately reflect the legal or political situation. Use of the phrase,"Israeli Occupation of PALESTINE" makes a person sound ignorant and bigoted.

by RMoshe May 14, 2011

Occupated

A combination of the words "occupied" and "constipated". Most often used when tied up on the toilet.

Opal: "Ed, you've got a phone call. Get out of the bathroom!"

Ed: "I'm occupated, I'll call them back"

Opal: "Ed, get out here this instant!"

Ed: "Did you not hear me, I'm occupated, this could take a while!"

by Dusty's Baby Powder August 31, 2010

Occupated

Mash-up of occupied and constipated.

Is the bathroom free?

No, it's still occupated. Bob had a big lunch. Give him some time.

by Bobek March 26, 2009

German Occupation

Where a German Man has anal sex with a Polish women, to symbolize the "German Occupation of Poland". Following that, the women must wear a strap-on and attempt to give the male anal sex, as the male must punch her in the face and fight. This is to show Poland's failed attempts at fighting back against the German's. As the third and final act, an American man must preform vaginal sex to the women, after beating up the German man, to symbolize America's help in the freedom of Poland from Germany. The third act may also be preformed with a Russian Man instead of an American man. During this whole "time", the German man must have his arm raised in the Nazi Saluting Position and scream "Heil" in the salute to Hitler.

Hans : Did you sleep with that Pollock last night?

Axel : Yes, there was German Occupation for some time, but an American showed up and ruined it all.

by The_Rabbi_Rock'n'Roll August 7, 2010

occupational boner

A relationship between 2 co-workers of the same gender (usually male) going beyond mere bromance, and entering the realm of creepy quasi-sexual commitment.

I gotta say, Forest Whitaker's character totally has an occupational boner for Jude Law in that REPO MEN movie.

by IlyaMurometz March 20, 2010

Occupational Therapist

A person, usually female, that gets a Master’s of Science Degree to practice OT thinking they’re going to help people of all ages regain their independence after an illness or disabling condition but instead gets harassed by physicians, other healthcare providers and even family members to get patients out of bed. Also, a person who goes to college 6 to 8 years to wipe butts.

Occupational Therapists help people become independent in activities of daily living.

by FLShelley November 23, 2021