One time I was over my friend Tom's house and his mom is hotttt. He said he had to take a shit so he went in the bathroom. I sat at his kitchen table waiting. His mom came over to me and shoved her hand down my shorts. "FUCK ME!" She yelled. "YOU SLUTTY NYMPHOMANIAC!!" I yelled and grabbed her boobs. She took me to her bedroom and took off her little dress. She wasnt wearing anything underneath of it. I took off my clothes and we fucked. Tom came into the room and joined us turning in into a threesome.
by doosh bagggg June 14, 2007
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Get the nymphomaniac mug.Why does Emma start screaming every time someone shows up wearing something sparkly?
She has nymphomania.
Alice: ✨Wow✨
Eve: *incoherent screaming*
Alice: What happened?
Bob: Oh, she has nymphomania
She has nymphomania.
Alice: ✨Wow✨
Eve: *incoherent screaming*
Alice: What happened?
Bob: Oh, she has nymphomania
by sparklesarescary January 11, 2022
Get the nymphomania mug.1. An irrational desire to engage in intercourse with any member of the opposite sex.
2. A little diagnosed condition in which very strong sex drive passes continuously from person to person in a group or people or small community.
Also known as "CCN" or "The Lok Virus", Chronic Contagious Nymphomania can pass from one person to another regardless of gender. Physical contact is unnecessary for it to contract. There is ongoing research into how CCN is actually transferred, although it nearly always takes an infected person to converse about said sex urges to pass on.
In some female patients, symptoms appear to fade over the duration of menstruation, but may return at the end of it. This is still being investigated.
It is indefinite how long each bout of the virus can last. There is no known cure, as sexual activity can either relieve or enhance CCN, though it has been observed in some patients that merely discussing intercourse can have an enhancing effect on CCN.
Chronic Contagious Nymphomania can be seen as a positive or a negative condition.
2. A little diagnosed condition in which very strong sex drive passes continuously from person to person in a group or people or small community.
Also known as "CCN" or "The Lok Virus", Chronic Contagious Nymphomania can pass from one person to another regardless of gender. Physical contact is unnecessary for it to contract. There is ongoing research into how CCN is actually transferred, although it nearly always takes an infected person to converse about said sex urges to pass on.
In some female patients, symptoms appear to fade over the duration of menstruation, but may return at the end of it. This is still being investigated.
It is indefinite how long each bout of the virus can last. There is no known cure, as sexual activity can either relieve or enhance CCN, though it has been observed in some patients that merely discussing intercourse can have an enhancing effect on CCN.
Chronic Contagious Nymphomania can be seen as a positive or a negative condition.
Nick: Damn, I've got an incurable sex drive.
Tash: Haha... you've got CCN as well?
Nick: Chronic contagious nymphomania? Seems like it.
Tash: Mine's been wearing off a bit... I probably passed it on to you haha.
Lok: Sucked in, I've been free of it for a few weeks!
Tash: Yeah, but it's sure to come back.
Tash: Haha... you've got CCN as well?
Nick: Chronic contagious nymphomania? Seems like it.
Tash: Mine's been wearing off a bit... I probably passed it on to you haha.
Lok: Sucked in, I've been free of it for a few weeks!
Tash: Yeah, but it's sure to come back.
by Dr Maarkan May 9, 2008
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Tom:no
Natasha:(trips tom and goes underneath him)
Tom:thats not my finger
Paul:natasha your such a nymphomaniac
Tom:no
Natasha:(trips tom and goes underneath him)
Tom:thats not my finger
Paul:natasha your such a nymphomaniac
by bananana69 March 14, 2008
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Get the NYMPHOMANIAC mug.A sexual predator who will hunt anything and anyone down for some sex. Another word for this would be Charlie Chinaman.
"Ed, what you up to tonight?"
"just the usual, stalking, preying on young girls and dogging of course, just like every other nymphomaniac"
"just the usual, stalking, preying on young girls and dogging of course, just like every other nymphomaniac"
by Marcus_69 April 11, 2009
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