A Nurgling is a tiny, mischievous daemon, resembling a chubby miniaturized version of Johnn Wayne Gacy, the notorious serial killer. They normally appear in large numbers.
Occasionally, very stupid people who like to prod and poke Nurglings will become infested with them, where they will live in gaping wounds and orifices on the victim's body; when the person comes under attack, these Nurglings will jump out and ravage the attacker, in attempts to defend their "home".
by Professor Frapperdapp August 26, 2009
Get the Nurgling mug.The unexpected squeezing and twisting of the nipple on a friend. Results in your nipple (nurple) turning purple.
Nathan decided to give his pappy a purple nurple. But pappy was too fast and now, Nathan has a purple nurple.
by Pappy April 13, 2003
Get the purple nurple mug.dunderhead, nincompoop, dunce; specifically, one who ought to have known better than to overlook such an obvious solution. It is not unusual for an individual to proclaim him- or herself a nurlo after eventually solving a problem, but it is considered rude to accuse someone else of nurlosity.
"OMFG, I can't believe I'm such a nurlo - that was so obvious!"
"You'd have to be a complete nurlo not to look in the dark."
"You'd have to be a complete nurlo not to look in the dark."
by Dancing Fiend October 27, 2007
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The man every other man tries to be.
The person with really huge penis.
An openminded person with high intelligence.
Your girlfriend or wife would leave you to be with him. (Be careful)
An all rounder in every aspect of life.
The person whom you can trust without hesitation.
Your master and commander
The perfect man. (Of course everyone is not perfect but still)
The man every other man tries to be.
The person with really huge penis.
An openminded person with high intelligence.
Your girlfriend or wife would leave you to be with him. (Be careful)
An all rounder in every aspect of life.
The person whom you can trust without hesitation.
Your master and commander
The perfect man. (Of course everyone is not perfect but still)
by Cherry_Red July 17, 2020
Get the Nurlan mug.An alcoholic beverage featured in supernatural. A Purple Nurple is a type of alcoholic cocktail drink that is made by putting coconut rum, triple sec, Blue Curacao, cranberry juice, and ice in a cocktail shaker. The ingredients are then shaken up and strained into a glass for serving.
by DeanWincestGirl May 17, 2011
Get the purple nurple mug.A person who learns by doing things wrong - even though they've been told both what not to do AND how to do it right !
Coach: "Whatever you do, slow down before you hit the wall, otherwise you won't make the turn !"
Nurkle: (hits wall after continuing at same speed) "Ouch !"
Coach: "You nurkle ! Try again, but slow down before you hit the wall this time !"
Nurkle: (hits wall again) "Ouuuuch !"
Coach: "You NURKLE !!!"
Nurkle: (makes the turn having slowed down & has look of realisation on face) "Aaaah ! Now I get it !"
Coach: "Nurkle !"
Nurkle: (hits wall after continuing at same speed) "Ouch !"
Coach: "You nurkle ! Try again, but slow down before you hit the wall this time !"
Nurkle: (hits wall again) "Ouuuuch !"
Coach: "You NURKLE !!!"
Nurkle: (makes the turn having slowed down & has look of realisation on face) "Aaaah ! Now I get it !"
Coach: "Nurkle !"
by MikulAbbott April 5, 2009
Get the Nurkle mug."But he Thorpe soon looked at home, as indeed he should at The Oval, with that familiar nurdle to the on side, skipping back from right foot to left, to the fore"
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