NSA

1. National Surveillance Agency
(The Americans who watch what you are doing on the Internet)

2. Nasheed Saudi Association
(It is responsible for publishing new Nasheeds)

3. No Strings Attached
(Some random internet slang)

1. I think the NSA is watching.

2. This Nasheed was published by the NSA.

3. This cat made NSA.

by Illuminati the new world order October 29, 2015

NSA

No Strings Attached. A 'guest recovery' device used by Disney theme parks as a resolution for complaints or to create a 'magical moment'.

A man drops his Mouse Ears inside of Indiana Jones and they are destroyed when a ride vehicle runs over them. After explaining that he lost his hat in the ride, a cast member provides him with an NSA for a new hat...free of charge. The man then feels better about his experience at disneyland.

by Mouseketeer Tom December 28, 2005

NSA

No Shit Assessment. The whole truth, not sugar-coated, dumbed down, or a best guess.

I don't know how long it will take to fix, I need an NSA of the problem.

by jantman October 21, 2007

NSA

Never Say Anything means to keep quiet when being interrogated or questioned.

John was informed to NSA if captured by the enemy.

by Theodore Butler December 23, 2005

NSA FWB

No Strings Attatched Friends With Benefits

The best relationship in the world is NSA FWB.....

by pandora0014 September 9, 2009

NSA sex

A fetish act where you have phone sex and get off on the US National Security Agency listening in.

"Sarah and I had some NSA sex last night. We could hear some clicking on the line".

by dtimekeeper August 10, 2017

NSA

No self awareness. When someone is so oblivious to people or things in front of them. Not paying attention

“These people walking through the mall had no NSA”

“NSA!”

by Sauceyy Jocie July 3, 2022