Norwegian Black Metal

A genre specific to bands that hail from Norway and play Black Metal. It is one of the most famous genres in the Metal subculture, mostly due to the crimes, multiple church arsons, murders, and violence that surrounds it.

Norwegian Black Metal bands include (but are not limited to)
Darkthrone, Mayhem, Immortal, Emperor, Gorgoroth, Burzum, and Enslaved.

If it wasn't for all of the (bored) crazy fucking Norwegians, Black Metal, particularly Norwegian Black Metal, would be nowhere but further underground.

by HellisBoundless August 14, 2007

Norwenglish

A heavy accent stuck between English and Norwegian.

A classic case of Norwenglish in Norway: "It's not the FART that kills you, it's the SMELL!" ~ Peter Solberg, world renown rally driver.

(Fart means speed and smell means crashing explosion in Norwegian)

by NiggerKikeFaggot :D December 25, 2020

Norwegian Donk Slapper

Generally used as a sex move where the penis is so inflamed it can be used as a meat mallet, to excessively pound ones anus.

Alex- "Did you see sara get taken out with the Norwegian Donk Slapper?"
Chris- "No, I bet it was gross..."
Alex- "Dude, as soon as he slapped her donk his dream cream blew across the room! It was epic!"
Chris- "I wish I was there.."

by Bailmom November 6, 2011

Norwegian Sawhorse

A Norwegian Sawhorse is a term used to describe a male whose penis has been gnawed off by either a homosexual male or heterosexual female. The homosexual male or heterosexual female whom performed the Norwegian Sawhorse frequently ingest the blood from the penal area, gargling it in their mouth, and then making a neighing sound. It often results in extreme loss of blood from the penal area, as well as detaching part of the penis.

Frank: Hey Bill, do you want to go get a little practice in at the bowling alley?

Bill: Nope, sorry, I can't. Last night my boyfriend gave me a Norwegian Sawhorse and I can hardly walk today. Do you have any triple antibiotic ointment I could borrow?

by Javarris Jamar Javarison-Lamar December 3, 2013

Norteño Music

Norteño is what they call Tex-Mex south of the border. Norteño songs, or "corridos," are named for the ballads about 19th century battles between the U.S. and Mexico. The music's origins are as mongrel as can be: mazurkas, waltzes and even a central European dance called the schottische all contributed to its distinctive sound. With the addition of the accordion (and polka influences), modern Norteno was born; today it's marked by nasal singing, accordion flourishes and streetwise lyrics that celebrate the deeds of the little guy: petty criminals, down-and-outers, people fighting the ubiquitous "system." Unlike most regional styles, Norteño is popular throughout Mexico.

Norteño Music: Espinoza Paz, El Trono De Mexico, Alicia Villarreal, Chalino Sanchez, Conjunto Primavera, Grupo Limite, Intocable, Julio Preciado y Su Banda Perla De Pacifico, La Mafia, Los Huracanes Del Norte, Los Invasores De Nuevo Leon, Los Tigres Del Norte, Los Traileros Del Norte, Los Tucanes De Tijuana, Luis y Julian, Tony De La Rosa, Jenni Rivera

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ October 6, 2009

Norwegian drive-by

Biathlon.

Victim #1: "Hey, there's a guy coming our way, on skis, and he's got a rifle strapped around his shoulder! WTF does he want?"

Victim #2: "Og shit! Get down!! It's a Norwegian drive-by!!"

by The Incredible nerd/junkie March 6, 2010

Norwegian

When the sky goes trippy.

Person one: Ooh, Look at th pretty spirals in the sky, are they Aliens?
Person 2: No, God forgot to debug the sky again, Damn Norwegian events.

by Tungston December 12, 2009