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natosexual

one who is attracted to plants instead of people, described as a tree-humper
"that guy doesn't have a girlfriend."
"maybe he's gay."
"well i know he's not gay because he doesn't like men either. you know how you can tell..."
"yeah. so he's probably nonsexual or natosexual."
"you got that right."
by Kamikaze Watermelon December 17, 2008
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nonsexual intercourse

hey dude did you have sex yesterday with that chick?

No I had a nonsexual intercourse with myself.
by Doctor wimblebottom February 9, 2010
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Neosexual

FIRST there was the SNAG, then came the metrosexual, retrosexual and now - if marketers are to be believed - the neosexual.

Evolutionary changes in man used to take thousands of years, but now these transformations appear to be occurring from one decade to the next.

The "neosexual" has been identified as the latest male breed, having shrugged off the femininity of the metrosexual and returned to his more masculine, primitive roots.

The research, commissioned by a deodorant company, found 81 per cent of females wanted guys to be sensitive without losing masculinity.

The demographer and author of Man Drought, Bernard Salt, said men had to reinvent themselves for new generations, as women called the shots.

"Generation Y women in their 20s and early 30s feel generally empowered to make choices that perhaps previous generations may not have had," Mr Salt said.

"They want the manliness of a James Bond, the looks of Hugh Jackman, the humour of Jim Carrey and the youth of Zac Efron."
He's not a SNAG he's a Neosexual.
by connectjon June 18, 2009
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nomosexual

noun: a male (usually a bachelor in late-middle age) unlikely ever to engage in unpaid-for sexual intercourse again.
Mr. Huffins the irritable finicky English teacher who cooks complicated meals for himself is a well-known Nomosexual.
by Songg Righta March 15, 2004
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HoNOsexual

a 'HoNOsexual'
A word that is used to describe two men who are gay for each other in a jokingly way.
So instead, they use the term 'HoNOsexual' as in 'Oh it's not sexual'
Tom: Brian and I are HoNOsexuals.

Brian: Yes, indeed.

Then they proceed to have sex, but it is not gay. Because they claim to be 'HoNOsexuals'.
by NiNoNII May 25, 2019
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ningsexual

NINGSEXUAL means that you are only attracted to ningning.
Example: She is ningsexual, not gay.
by stan loona for a better life December 20, 2020
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Noahsexual

Max:I’m in love with Noah Schnapp!

Robert:that means your Noahsexual!
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by Noahsexual January 1, 2021
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