Norwiched

A footballing term to signify when a team widely acknowledged as being vastly superior* to their league opponents in every respect play rubbish and end up losing convincingly (say 2-0 or more) to the aforementioned bunch of opposing chumps. Started being used sometime after April 2005, when the first known example occurred.

* It is well known that it is impossible for Liverpool to be norwiched, since they are in no way superior to any team in any respect, regardless of what any of their fanbase would tell you.

BinDipper: Haha douchebag, you got norwiched today.

ManUfan: Yeah, well at least I can read and write, and didn't dip for my coat in that bin over there.

by NotTheBiggestFanOfStevieG March 26, 2009

Norwich

A surprisingly nice place to live, with decent shops and 100% better than Great Yarmouth or Lowestoft...
And no we aren’t ALL inbread

P1: did you go to the Lord Mayors precession with the fireworks afterwards
P2: yes it was so nice to see the whole city come together
P1: I just love Norwich :)))))))))

by Ch!ckent!kka November 17, 2018

Norwich University

Name One Reason Why I Came Here:
Norwich, placed in Northfield, VT, is a private military school filled with faux pride, rampant homosexuality, massive stick-up-the-ass syndrome, terrible internet, and the best prison-food you will ever eat.

The slogan "Norwich Forever" alludes to either the stids you will never get rid of, the financial ruin you can never recover from, or the horrid images you can never unsee.

Incidentally, you may want to sow a condom on your dick.

Cadet 1: Man, Norwich is so gay, I could roast marshmallows on these flames.
Cadet 2: Norwich forever, bro.

Professor: Why did you attend Norwich University?
Student: Uh, well, it's.... ugh, it's got my major? kind of? Uhm... I... uh... I don't really know.. Norwich, you know?

by thatswaggotcivi September 18, 2013

Norwich Navigators

a minor league baseball team that USED to play in norwich Ct. they were affiliated to the yankees, so a bunch of superstars always swung by. then the giants took over, and it was gay. then they became the connecticut defenders, which was obsenely gay, and they are gone too. what the fuck?

i wanted to go see roger clemens make his comeback start at the norwich navigators game, but o wait we can only watch shitty mexican giants players.

by hartfordwhalers4life November 17, 2009

Norwich Fire Dept.

Norwich Fire, The best damn fire dept around!!!

Norwich Station, Norwich Monitors

by B. Ballin September 15, 2003

Norwich High Boy

A rich student that feels the need to wear suits to school, and really gay scarves. They live off "daddys" credit card and prey on young Norwich girls school student (a simple equation...1/2 own age +1 =their girlfriends. To put it bluntly, they are snobby pricks.

"hello im gay"

by Paul Gregory (07709447321) December 27, 2003

Norwich

1. a small dull city in the eastern backwaters of England. Has no major transport links with any other part of the UK and that is not by accident. Home of Britains gayest football team after Watford.
Considered the centre of civilisation by BBC Look East and ITV Anglia news
NOTHING EXCITING EVER HAPPENS HERE

2. Stands for N.ickers O.ff R.eady W.hen I. C.ome H.ome

"Im going to Norwich tomorrow"

"were the fuck is Norwich?"

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003