It's mumbo's friend! Didn't you hear?

When you don't know something or someone so you just say "it's mumbo's friend! Didn't you hear?"

"What kind of mineral is this?"
"It's mumbo's friend! Didn't you hear?"

by Scyroo May 12, 2025

Why didn't you go with him?

When you don't realize a person is dead and you suffer a severe case of foot-in-mouth disease.

Earl: "I'm such an idiot. I saw our neighbor Mrs. Lundgren at the store today, so I asked her how her husband was doing. I didn't know he was dead. She said 'he's gone' and I thought he was on a trip. So I asked, 'Why didn't you go with him?'"

Opal (horrified): EARL!!!

~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022

Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch?

That's what I thought.

Hym "Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch? Yeeeaaaahhhh you did... Hey, when Jephthah's daughter was burning alive, you know... Shrieking in agony... What do you think was going through it's mind? What about when Lot's daughters were date-raping their father? Did it... Was it stoked? Is that what it's into? Ha! Hahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam October 20, 2023

could you didn't

Another way that hyper-intelligent beings express their want for someone to not do something. future tense version of "could you not"

Classmate: imma ctrl shift qq you!
Me: could you didn't.

by the one and only qwerty guy May 17, 2022

No you didn't

No you fucking didn't you crippled piece of shit. And I did not apologize.

Hym "No you didn't. Don't fucking do that you worthless piece of shit. Your gaping butthole and your dead kid would suggest otherwise."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2025