The Nixon

Giving a Tranny a blowjob while Playing with her tits!

I gave that dirty tranny The Nixon

by Spc Kaufman June 29, 2011

Nixons

Fecal matter that is not completely diarrhea, yet not solid either. Also known as the triple s' (semi-solid shats), the nixons commonly have the look and consistancy of seaweed. Usually appear the next morning after a long night of drinking. Many times they "attack" suddenly and without much time to react.

"Dan had to run to the bathroom as fast as he could cause he was attacked by a case of the nixons."

by SpookN November 30, 2005

Nixon

When you go down on a woman, vigorously lavishing in the act (see fnar fnar) while tweaking her nipples simultaniously.

The raised arms and facial action - much like the action of a motor boat, but to the snatch region, should be representative of Richard Nixon's double handed victory sign.

Best results are returned by mumbling "I am not a crook" into the vaginal area.

Woman: "Oh yes, Yes, YES! You are such a bad boy!"
Man (or woman): "ruhuhuh - I am not a crook"
OR
Man 1: "What were those noises, and what's all over your face?"
Man 2: "Oh that? I was just giving your mum a Nixon"

by ArrSicaR March 02, 2010

Nixoning

Leaving pictures of Nixon in juxtaposition to someone else as to indicate the person is a crook.

I left a giant Nixon poster in front of my neighbor's Trump/Pence sign. I love nixoning!

by fluoritephoenix December 02, 2016

The Nixon

A sexual position wherein a guy is laying on his back having sex with one girl on top, while simultaneously fingering two other girls in the classic Nixon "peace sign" position (both arms raised over his head)

Dude, I got three girls to come home with me last night. You guys were passed out so I gave 'em the Nixon!

by awesometron2K10 September 14, 2010

Nixon

another word for marijuana/weed.

How much nixon are you going to buy?
We got hella nixoned last night.

by duckyman12345 April 26, 2009

The Nixon

The act of shaking ones jowls like a comedian doing a bad Richard M. Nixon impression while going down on a woman. Usually accompanied by the words "I am not a crook" or just a sound resembling "Bhudaubuhadbuhadbuhadbuhadbuhadbuhad"

Woman - "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!"
Man - "That was the Nixon, baby!"
Woman - "If you love me you'll never do that again."

by Helvis the Destroyer August 08, 2009