Ningyptian

After the Hebrews left Egypt, the Egyptians found themselves in need of slaves. They turned to Japan, a country rich in people and ripe for the picking. As with any conquered people, the Egyptians procreated with the Japanese, and the Japanese taught their children Ninja skills. These offspring were the Ningyptians, an elite fighting race with +5 Stealth and +20 kick your ass.
Ningyptians can be resurrected by playing this crazy song my step-mother has on tape. This is also the best way to get killed by a Ningyptian.

Anna: What was that noise?
Andrew: I think there's a Ningyptian on the roof of the car!

by Achmed Ono January 8, 2009

ninny

Quite possibly the coolest insult ever. Short for nincompoop, it was used often in Victorian Europe and early North America. Insult of choice for monocole-wearing gentry, and anyone with a bit of class.

My, what a ninny! *monocle*

Ninnies + potatoes = sign of good will?

by Rivviko October 3, 2007

Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins

1) A moron, idiot, dumbass, and overall stupid.

2) A human who accidentally got into santa's bag, and was raised by elves, who because of his human form, cannot make toys as fast as the elves and is inferior.

3) An inferior toy-maker.

Buddy: "Why don't you just say it? I'm the worst toy-maker in the world. I'm a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins."
Elf: "No Buddy, you're not a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins. We all just have different talents, that's all."

by AnAsian2010 December 19, 2009

ninnymuffin

A perfect word that can be used in a setting where vulgarity could cause embarrassment. If in the company of grandparents, parents, authoratative figures, or Tipper Gore, ninnymuffins is the perfect substitute. Special note: should only be used by "extreme caucasians".

Don't say, "You've really pissed me off now, you piece of shit."
Instead, say, "You've angered me immensely, you ninnymuffin."

Don't say, "I want to fuck you".
Instead, say, "Let's get to ninnymuffining!"

Don't say, "Goddamnit!"
Say, "Oh, Ninnymuffins!"

by too smoove to sweat it January 26, 2008

ninzy

a peculiar creature; the last of her kind; a quirky kind of freebird; the only one who can save us

Hey Ninzy, you are really odd.

by the odd one out January 8, 2010

Kunky Ninny

An absolute lunatic. Someone who is a few cards short of a full deck.

Derek stop biting your finger

nnnnn bitey biteeeee, wooooo woooooooo

Derek you are such a kunky ninny

Mmmmm taste, taste the kunky bitey wooowooo nnnnnnnngghh

by Doctor DDP December 4, 2010

fo shinski my ninski

Polish version of "fo shizzle my nizzle"

Is it true the germans are invading?

"fo shinski my ninski"

by ooh smooth gilly December 1, 2009