Goofy ahh Nicaraguan guy

a person who is goofy and from Nicaragua

he was such a Goofy ahh Nicaraguan guy

by WordDefiner911 November 20, 2022

Lazy Nicaraguan

A bowel movement corresponding to a large, spicy meal.

While in the throes of labor, one has time to contemplate that Lazy Nicaraguan who owes one money.

I pinched a Lazy Nicaraguan this morning, and nearly ripped my fingernails off on the walls of the bathroom.

by Boopieman April 26, 2011

Nicaraguan Earmuffs

The act of having a penis thrust into both ears as one defecates onto the chest of an albino.

"Terry has to wear double hearing aids now, cause he tried the Nicaraguan Earmuffs."

by Orangejuice Jackson January 27, 2009

Nicaraguan dwarf surprise

A man stands and urinates. In a variant of a golden shower, a dwarf stand in between his legs and watches. During urination, the man farts right on the dwarf's head - shocking and surprising the watcher.

I was at Panera, eating lunch with my family. I went to the bathroom and my pesky 3 year-old son tagged along, stood in between my legs, and watched me pee into the urinal. Seizing the opportunity, I completed a Nicaraguan Dwarf Surprise by farting on his head. We both laughed.

by cracky jacky August 11, 2009

nicaragua

lake titicaca is a lake in nicaragua

Where the hell is lake titicaca? Nnnnicaragua!

by johnbrujo September 4, 2003

Nicaragua

Medication that allays nicotine cravings as well as promotes sexual vigour in males. A combination of Nicorette and Viagra

Man, quitting smoking is tough, I got no gas to go.

Dude, you need Nicaragua

by dark_triad October 24, 2008

Nicaraguan Tranny Surprise

A woman stands over her subject, as part of a golden shower. The subject is expecting to be peed on. When the woman starts to urinate, her male partner approaches from behind and sticks his penis in her urinary steam from behind. The woman's urine then appears to be coming from a tranny penis. The male partner then starts urinating, doubling the urine stream.

Ron paid $100 for a golden shower from Hazel. He got more than he bargained for when Hazel's husband, Joey, joined her in giving Ron a Nicaraguan Tranny Surprise.

by cracky jacky from Forest August 11, 2009