newtown square, pa

AKA The Scurrr... founded in 1692, a primarily Italian/Irish outskirt of Philadelphia, PA... Located 5 miles from the West Philadelphia border and 7 miles from the infamous 69th Street. Home to Marple-Newtown High School. Nice area on the decline due to western movement and expandation from Philadelphia, Upper Darby, Havertown, and Broomall. West portion of "Broomtown Square". Bordered by Media, Broomall and Edgmont. Originally farmland, now looks like it might as well be part of west philly.

Population: 46,000
Area: Approx. 10 Square miles
Average Annual Income: $37,000

Grew up in West Philly, moved to the newtown square, pa wit my bulls.

by Tony Scarnuzzio December 28, 2007

Newtown, CT

A very wealthy town that many people move to for it's schools, beauty, and friendliness. Although said in many definitions before, Newtown is NOT a druggy place at ALL. In fact, it's far from it. Many children who grow up in Newtown go to great colleges because of the great educations they gain while living there. Also, Newtown has a ton of sports and activities to offer...it is by far one of the most fortunate places to live in Connecticut!

Girl: Woah, this place is so awesome! What town are we in?

Mother: Newtown, CT, honey!

by ceax98 June 22, 2011

Newtown Shuffle

A campish walk, not necessarily gay.

"When he walks, he walks the newtown shuffle..."

by You sold out for free? September 7, 2005

Newtown Square, PA

A fucked up town that no one likes. BROOMALL ROCKS! GO B-MALLERS!

N-Square: I live in Newtown Square, PA.
B-Maller: No one likes you bitch!

by Newtown Square sux ass! October 9, 2008

Newtown High School

If you can smoke it, snort it or shoot it you'll find it all here. If you say you're sober you're lying. Fight all you want, you won't get pulled off until one of you dies. The limit is your imagination.

I go to Newtown High School where I barely maintain passing grades and show up to al my classes high.

by blow up ct March 27, 2022

Abbey Newtown Antler

When two people are having intercourse and the female has a Molotov cocktail taped to either side of her head. The male then proceeds to grab them and shouts IRA quotes whilst he finishes.

Charlie: ‘Busy night?’

Martin: ‘Absolutely, tried the Abbey Newtown Antler with some bird last night’

by Meaty Martin 17C October 26, 2025

Juice Newton

A country/pop singer, best known for her cover of the song "Angel of the Morning".

Dude 1: Who was that chick who sang "Angel of the Morning", anyway?
Dude 2: You're probably thinking of Juice Newton.

by Nomen Nescio June 4, 2007