When you’re fucking your girl on Sunday so you have to throw the New York Times at her face because you are the fucking mailman. She dies on impact.
by 1pseudonym2 May 09, 2019
A humorous expression used to ask someone not to invade one's personal space or pry into what they are currently viewing or reading, especially in public settings. Originating from an encounter where an individual defensively closed his newspaper on a train when others commented on its contents, the phrase playfully asserts one's desire for privacy without direct confrontation.
by 2Bobs May 05, 2024
A humorous expression used to ask someone not to invade one's personal space or pry into what they are currently viewing or reading, especially in public settings. Originating from an encounter where an individual defensively closed his newspaper on a train when others commented on its contents, the phrase playfully asserts one's desire for privacy without direct confrontation.
by 2Bobs April 23, 2024
Initially coming from "不好吃" (bù hǎo chī, not tasty), which, when spoken quickly, sound like 报吃 (bào chī), literally means "newspaper eating". This phrase was an example of Chinese students abroad using homophones to share their true feelings about not delicious food under the circumstance that businesses are able to hide negative reviews on Google Reviews.
by shingwenn December 01, 2024
by Cregthehat July 01, 2021
by The incredibly smelly jerry September 19, 2003
if you’re here from the shade room yes their definition is true but ain’t nobody got time for that ima still say “paper for the news”
by IlmsmSky September 16, 2019